I would love to be considered amongst the greatest to ever type words but unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll ever come close. I highkey suck at this. I lack, like, the basic fundamentals. Abritrary punctuations, run-on sentences and typos top to bottom. These are caveman drawings. Middle school doodles on the backs of worksheets. Honestly, […]
Joe Biden is 9,430,104 years old, born on Pangea. His first pet was a dodo bird. After 4 years of wandering around the White House, talking to himself while his dogs were biting anyone who made eye contact with him—and then deciding to RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN—despite the svelte man in the black coak holding […]
The Severance Season 2 finale just dropped. I cannot stop thinking about Gemma standing in the stairway, watching her long-lost husband leave with some random ass redhead instead of escaping and returning to their lives together. Homegirl has no idea what Severance even is and she—Lumon’s most important project—is roaming free, confused as shit, having […]
Growing up, I would have to downstairs to my family’s corded, landline phone to call my buddies—excited as hell to talk about the latest episode of Digimon. Y’all wasn’t outside when Patamon finally digivolved into Angemon. By the time I got a cell phone in high school, you still couldn’t really text all day every […]
This year’s NBA trade deadline is February 6th, 3pm Eastern. So far, all we’ve got is Dorian Finney-Smith and Nick Richards changing teams. The NBA is dry as hell at the moment. Not on the court. On the court we’re witnessing some of the best basketball I’ve ever watched but I want to shake the […]
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