The New York Giants are 79-132 since winning the Super Bowl in 2011. Then Eli Manning began to melt upon making eye contact with pass rushers. Odell Beckham Jr refused to visit a mental health specialist. Daniel Jones routinely visiting a spine specialist. Ben McAdoo fired. Pat Shurmur fired. Joe Judge fired. Saquon Barkley moving […]
Washington DC kind of sucks right now. A South African drug addict removed 60,000 federal jobs, so the unemployment rate is sky high over there. And the new people who work there are all MAGA sociopaths living in an alternate reality than the rest of us where they perceive America under constant threat of anyone […]
The 2024 New York Giants won 3 games. I’ll be honest, not great. They went into the season giving their inconsistent, injury-prone quarterback one last chance to do something he hadn’t done in his previous 5 seasons—play well. DANIEL JONES FUMBLE. WHAT WAS HE THINKING??pic.twitter.com/Hm6tahP4pF — Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) November 3, 2024 He did not. […]
Logan Paul’s biggest claim to fame was posting a YouTube video where he went to a forest in Japan notorious for suicide and sort of made those lame YouTube thumbnail “O” faces as he stepped over suicide victims. He’s not allowed back in Japan. Duh. You can’t mock suicide victims for YouTube views. Everyone knows […]
I’d be lying to you if I told you I was a big Alan Ritchson fan. Absolutely loved him in Blue Mountain State but I haven’t been keeping up with whatever soldier show he’s doing over at Amazon. Blue Mountain State was a comedy from back in the day about a college football program, sort […]
This will be my third year writing this article predicting each team’s starting quarterbacks for the next season. I’ve been wrong every time. Tom Brady did not come out of retirement to play for the Las Vegas Raiders. My b. So we’re going to switch it up a little bit this year. Instead of predicting […]
Lavar Ball—father of Lonzo, LaMelo and the other one—had a few weird months in the spotlight back around 2017 when his oldest, Lonzo, was drafted to the Los Angeles Lakers with the no. 2 pick. He had his 15 minutes of fame and enjoyed them. I have nothing negative to say about Lavar, really. According […]
The no. 1 seeded Detroit Lions were eliminated in the divisional round of the playoffs this weekend following a 45-31 loss to the Washington Commanders. With the naked eye, it looked like Jared Goff was point-shaving as he could not stop giving the ball to the Commanders but we were actually witnessing the bond between […]
The 2024-25 NBA season started with the Boston Celtics blowing out the New York Knicks 132-109, tying the record for the most made 3’s in a game and creating the avalanche of indolent, concern-trolling about TV ratings and the NBA product being watered down by too many perimeter shot attempts. The NBA is fine but […]
Last week, Mark Zuckerberg went on the Joe Rogan podcast looking like a surburban coke dealer’s favorite client, and said he believed companies need more ‘masculine energy’. “I think a lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered,” Zuckerberg said during his nearly three-hour conversation with Rogan, adding, “Masculine energy is good, and obviously, […]
The Chiefs beat the Texans. The Commanders beat the Lions. The Eagles beat the Rams. And the Bills beat the Ravens. The 2025 NFL Divisional Round was both full of surprises and also exactly what should’ve happened. We had a lot of snow, a lot of Saquon Barkley and we even lost and got back […]
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