The Miami Dolphins benched Tua Tagovailoa this week for 7th-round rookie, Quinn Ewers. Tua is an ex, Miami will pretend they never wanted. Boy, were they pissed at Brian Flores for winning those late-season games. The Dolphins were desperate for Tua. Couldn’t keep them out of his DMs. And now he’s the third-string QB, behind […]
I love Shedeur Sanders. A young man, showered with praise his entire life by a father who dedicated his retired life to getting his weird, awkward son into the NFL—with the help of a football media class full of celebrity worshipping ball sniffers like Mel Kiper—willing to light their crediblity on fire, live on television—gassing […]
In 2023, Joel Embiid won the MVP Award—appearing in only 66 games. The following season, the NBA implemented a new rule requiring players to participate in 65 regular-season games to be eligible for awards. A short-sighted rule change—expedited by NBA TV broadcast contracts up for renewal and a loud narrative claiming NBA stars miss too […]
I wanted to start my 2025 NFL season previews with positivity. Nazis and perverts have swarmed every government body in the last few years and I don’t want to add to the nonstop annoying, depressing shitposts flooding everyone’s timelines 24/7. However, I still have to get a littleeeee hate out of my heart, as a […]
War of the Worlds is a modern reimaging of H. G. Wells’s original story from the 1800s, a story retold countless times over the years. Tom Cruise starred in one 20 years ago with Dakota Fanning. It was fine. Perfect movie for a Sunday afternoon in bed after a long ass Saturday night in the streets. […]
I’ve been waiting to hand out awards until I realized I was waiting to see what happens with Al Horford and Josh Giddey. Never delay anything in your life in anticipation of Al fucking Horford news. Anyway, with the NFL season starting soon and baseball coming down to the homestretch, this is the perfect time […]
How Did 2024 Go? Record: 3-14 31st-ranked offense 21st-ranked defense The Giants won 3 more NFL games than you and I did. Outside of Drew Lock having one of the greatest single games in the history of the sport—a performance to be passed down from generation to generation of Lock’s like Drew slayed the Gorgon—you […]
Journalism is dead, capitalism killed it. Profits have become priority number one over actual, real journalism—forcing many newsrooms to close down. It’s expensive to send journalists around the country for weeks to hammer out the details of stories while the financial return of that investment is no longer great enough to convince the Venture Capilists […]
Brittany Mahomes has been the butt of jokes for years. Her husband became the best quarterback in the NFL—and suddenly, the spotlight was on this proud wife—who was simply enjoying her husband’s success—but happened to have little gopher teeth—and beady eyes—and the body of a tall 11-year-old boy. Is there anyone worse than Jackson Mahomes […]
Recently, Alex Bregman signed with the Boston Red Sox. Both the Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs offered Bregman the same contract but refused to defer the money—like every other top ball club does now—while telling their fans that they are struggling to break even. Cubs Jed Hoyer said he had manny, many emails and […]
In 2013, Miami Dolphins 2012 2nd-round offensive lineman, Jonathan Martin, played in just 7 games before leaving the team due to mental health issues he claimed were caused by bullying from Richie Incognito and the rest of the O-Linemen on the team, including racial slurs and all. Richie Incognito received an indefinite suspension after the […]
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