So far in this life, I’ve been blessed with never having to “batten down the hatches.” Never have I ever had to fight for my life, against the eye of death, with comrades to my left and right, all trying to survive another sunrise. The Los Angeles Dodgers have run their organization in constant emergency […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness 2025-26 MLB offseason HQ, your home for all MLB offseason content, trade grades, ceiling/floor blogs and everything in between, head here for all MLB offseason updates. Baltimore Orioles sign 1B Pete Alonso to 5-year, $155 million deal By Signing 1B Pete Alonso, The Baltimore Orioles Add The Greatest Home Run […]
This year, James Gunn’s DC experiment officially launched, Superman fighting Lex Luthor is a standard, table-setting adventure that didn’t make me beg for a Superman 2, but also didn’t let Superman watch his father die in a tornado when he could’ve easily saved him with superspeed without anyone noticing. The next DC event is […]
Michigan head coach Sherrone Moore was minding his own business Wednesday. A tough loss to Ohio State and no CFP seed but still preparing for a big game in the prestigious Cheez-It Bowl. When all of a sudden, he was handed a pink slip and rode in the back of a police car to bookings […]
Shout out to the NFL for finally giving Amazon good games on Thursday night. I will never forget the Browns and Titans and Jaguars having mid-offs while wearing Madden “Create-a-Team” ass uniforms. This week, Washington flew into Wisconsin to get ragdolled by this Packers defense that received a massive upgrade a week before the season […]
It’s 9/11 in New York. 24 years ago, Osama ruined a ton of people’s lives and sent Americans into an impossible-to-win war in the Middle East. Our current president—has taken that baton from Bin Laden and made it his mission to ruin as many lives as possible—one sexual assault at a time. Donald Trump visits […]
We’ve seen each team play exactly one football which means it’s time to wildly overreact to the smallest sample size possible. Let’s do the first NFL Power Rankings of the year and overreact to the only 4 quarters of football we’ve seen: 32. Miami Dolphins (0-1) Overreaction: Blow up the team. Fire GM Chris […]
It feels like Pusha T has always been in my life. He starts the track F.I.F.A. off his 2015 studio album, King Push – Darkest Before Dawn, saying, “They been tryna tie me to the BALCO“, implying his drug operation is so notorious, it may even be responsible for providing Human Growth Hormones to professional […]
When Zohran Mamdani was a teenager, he identified his race as both “Asian” and “Black or African American” on college applications. Does this look like Tiger Woods to you? (I swear I didn’t Google image search “Zohran Mamdani hot” for this photo. His face is just symmetrical as hell.) Meet Zohran Mamdani: the lying, radical, […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week, let’s talk about Toni Storm vs. Mercedes Mone, the Casino Gauntlet matches and a potential Jon Moxley victory at All In. Kyle Fletcher vs Daniel Garcia We’ll get into AEW All […]
As a Knicks fan, I’d hate to see a 37-year-old with a busted achilles and a social media addiction join my beloved team. The man is almost guaranteed to miss a chunk of the season with some injury and, even in Golden State, he’s brought strange vibes to every ball club. I’m not sure how […]
The Boston Red Sox haven’t finished a season above .500 since 2021. 4 years of mediocrity. I thought this Boston winning every championhip bullshit was over. They shot Big Papi. The Red Sox dark magic had been vanquished. Their team owner, John Henry, started winning championships and immediately used the additional revenue to purchase everything. […]
Tires on Netflix is one of my favorite new shows. Comedian Shane Gillis plays an immature, underachieving car mechanic This scene pretty sums up Gillis’s character. Tires Season 2, a Netflix comedy series starring Shane Gillis, premieres June 5. pic.twitter.com/AWIttveW2f — Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) April 1, 2025 And in 2025, this is everyone […]
Following the 2025 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers signed undrafted interior defensive lineman, Desmond Watson, out of Florida. Watson finished his 2024 season with 20 tackles and a batted-down pass in 13 games. His stats don’t jump off the page but stats don’t make him special. Here’s 437-pound Desmond Watson from Florida at Buccaneers […]
In a shocking announcement this weekend, New Orleans Saints QB, Derek Carr, told the world he is hanging up the cleats and retiring from the NFL. BREAKING: New Orleans Saints QB Derek Carr has announced his retirement, the team confirms. [image or embed] — The Athletic (@theathletic.bsky.social) May 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM After 11 […]
Ja Morant is lobbing grenades at civilians. On Thursday night, the Memphis Grizzlies were steamrolled by the Minnesota Timberwolves, 141-125. Memphis was outscored 52-25 in the third quarter as the Grizzlies stepped on every rake and slipped on every banana peel—egregious fouls, nasty turnovers and an offense vacant of actual plays or any existence of […]
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