RFK Jr. is a crackhead trapped inside a delusion of his elevated, prestigious health and medicine expertise. I’m not sure how many dope fiend years are required to qualify for the honorary heroin PhD program, but former Colts owner Jim Irsay put in his 10,000 hours. Peyton Manning has the neck of a 9-time WWE […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week, let’s talk Nixon Newell being a weirdo, Daniel Garcia being a loser. That Doesn’t Work For Nixon and Miranda, Brother On Saturday night Collision, Anna Jay and Tay Melo, AKA […]
Malik Nabers tearing every muscle off the bone, down for the season, hurts. 109 catches for 1,204 yards and 7 touchdowns in 15 games last season. The most talented employee on the payroll. Gone until September. Ow. But the New York Giants have an even bigger challenge to overcome Thursday night against the Philadelphia Eagles. […]
I spent the last hour listening to Mark Cuban cosplaying as Lionel Hutz—sweating through his suit and accidentally dropping his brown-bagged lunch on the floor when he opened his briefcase—running defense for Steve Ballmer after Pablo Torre Found Out the Clippers circumvented the NBA salary cap to keep Kawhi Leonard on the team. Steve Ballmer […]
Josh Allen vs. Lamar Jackson on Sunday night—for a lot of fans—will be the best football game of the year. Josh Allen leading the Bills back from a 40-25 deficit in the 4th quarter was worthy of caveman paintings or those paintings on Greek vases. The ones in the Disney Hercules movies. The type of […]
23-year rookie, Jacob Misiorowski, had to defend home court last night against Clayton Kershaw and the 56-win Los Angeles Dodgers. It didn’t start off great… Shohei Ohtani hits a leadoff homer off Jacob Misiorowski! pic.twitter.com/jX22CK4Xwq — MLB (@MLB) July 8, 2025 Shohei Ohtani hit a lead-off homer off the rook. It was Ohtani’s 31st […]
I love MLB All-Star weekend. Rogers Clemens throwing a bat at Mike Piazza. Josh Hamilton smashing 2 million baseballs into outer space with a syringe between his toes. Shit, I love this new rule MLB’s starting this season: if a the game ends in a tie, there’s no extra innings. It busts into a home […]
After finally getting over the hump last season and winning his first NBA Championship, something weird happened with Jayson Tatum. Many agree Tatum is the best player on the Boston Celtics but both the Conference Finals MVP as well as the Finals MVP awards were given to his teammate, Jaylen Brown. But it happens. Steph […]
Raiders RB and No. 6 overall pick Ashton Jeanty has signed his fully-guaranteed, four-year $35,895,812 rookie deal that includes a $22,746,044 signing bonus, per his agents @HenryOrgann and @Agent_Big_Al of @DisruptiveSports. pic.twitter.com/oeecCtIt0I — Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 8, 2025 With the no. 6 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders selected Heisman […]
The Knicks have consecutive 50-win seasons—a dry-mouthed mirage becoming reality after years of crawling the desert sands, dragging the remains of Derek Fisher and Steve Mills and David Fizdale and Mario Hezonja. Yet still—as the Knicks have their most successful ball club since I was using AOL disks to load up pixelated photos of Anna […]
Last season’s Athletic report about Woody Johnson and his insistence that Jets employees address him as “Mr. Ambassador”—and his teenage son making roster-building decisions based on Madden ratings—didn’t inject confidence in me that new general manager, Darren Mougey, will be capable of leading this organization to a championship parade. The 2024 New York Jets had […]
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have to continue competing. As long as they keep getting to the playoffs, a one-game elimination series, they can sneak into a Super Bowl. But the NFC North is taking steroids and Jayden Daniels is the football messiah in Washington. Last season, the Bucs went 10-7—narrowly tip-toeing into the playoffs before […]
We. Are. So. Back. Sort of. After drafting one of the greatest quarterback prospects of his era, signing a bunch of wide receivers he hasn’t met yet because he was jumped in an alley by pass rushers the moment the ball touched his hands—the Chicago Bears went 5-12 last season. Their head coach didn’t seem […]
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