This Sunday, locked in, eyes on every play. Honestly, Jaxson Dart personally retiring Russell Wilson last week got me back into the NFL season. Um, not so fortunate for my Giants this week but I have something to look forward to again. I’m re-engaged, it’s time to bring back my favorite weekly article, the NFL […]
Lounging, sunny Monday, no clouds, birds chirping, vape fumes attacking future me; Sunday’s disappointments escape me. The New York Giants committed 5 consecutive turnovers, losing to a New Orleans Saints team with an equal chance of winning the Super Bowl as you and I. The New York Yankees—game two of the ALDS in Toronto—clobbered by […]
Last week, rookie Jaxson Dart debuted, palpable hope filled the tri-state area. Threats of tyranny, dread-inducing executive orders raining pain on anyone without a Hamptons beach house. Everything costs every dollar I have. The New York Giants won their first game of the season, I saw my first rainbow of 2025—discovered new food flavors, sent […]
Last week, Micah Parsons announced he’s done playing around with the Dallas Cowboys. Thank you Dallas 🦁👑 🙏🏾! I pic.twitter.com/EUnEj9uRUt — Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) August 1, 2025 Micah Parsons wants his money and Jerry Jones is playing in his face, attention-hoarding as he runs from the grim reaper in his dreams every night. Last season, […]
The Yankees started their 2025 campaign jumping pitchers and breaking home run records. They were an All-Star team beating the saliva out of a league not properly prepared for their little torpedo bats. On May 28th, the Yankees had a 7-game lead over the Toronto Blue Jays. The AL East belonged to them and everyone […]
Hey, I hate the Oklahoma City Thunder. I know as a Knicks fan, I am legally required to run my car into anyone I see wearing a Pacers jersey. Reggie Miller mocked Spike Lee. Roy Hibbert blocked Carmelo Anthony at the rim. The Pacers have eliminated my favorite team from the playoffs in back-to-back seasons […]
Last night, I hovered over my bed—replaying all of my favorite moments from the Knicks stealing Game 1 of their second-round series against the Boston Celtics—a team that annihilated them on the first night of this season—breaking the record for most 3’s in a single game. Garbage time started with 9 minutes left in that […]
A DK Metcalf trade soon cometh. On the same day the Seahawks announce the release of 10-year Seahawks legendary receiver, Tyler Lockett, 2-time Pro Bowler and 2020 2nd-Team All-Pro, DK Metcalf has informed Seattle that his watch has ended and he’s ready to move on to greener pastures. And you can’t blame Metcalf for leaving. […]
18 weeks later and it’s over. The 2024 NFL season is finally over. Remember week 1 when we all thought our teams could make the playoffs and then Bo Nix and Jayden Daniels came into the league and stole two playoff berths? Meanwhile, I spent the last 3 months watching the New York Giants lose […]
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