Today, ESPN reporter and Russian Nesting Doll-bodied Brian Windhorst made an announcement: Giannis Antetokounmpo asked for a trade before the season. This week, folks recognized Giannis removed all Bucks content from social media, the universal indicator of a professional athlete’s unhappiness. The Milwaukee Bucks are 9-13. If the playoffs started today, they wouldn’t even qualify […]
At this point, everyone understands that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein preferred the company of adolescents. It’s like if your best friend was a world-renowned cookie-eater. And there are tons of photos of you and your buddy surrounded by stacks of cookies. And you both own cookie factories—cookie factories that share employees back and forth. […]
You read that correctly. This isn’t an article predicting the NFL Award winners. No, these are 2025 NFL season predictions…in award form. Last year, I handed out awards every week and my brain is conditioned to exclusively write about the NFL via awards. It is an illness no doctor can fix. It’s something I must […]
You know, in the superhero movies when the good guys finally get into the villain’s secret lair—expecting a one-v-one fight with him—only to be surprised by a reveal of a huge weapon? Like in The Batman when he catches The Riddler and then, surprise—The Riddler blows up a dam and floods Gotham—or surprise—the president is […]
Sophie Cunningham is the loudest 5 points a game player in the history of history. I cannot open my phone without a new headline or video clip about the 2022 Most Improved Player 2nd runner-up—the closest she’s ever come to any real on-court achievement in her 7 years of irreleveant professional basketball—only coveted by never […]
BREAKING: Deandre Ayton has agreed to sign with the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell ESPN. Between Portland and L.A., Ayton will earn $34 million next season. Agents Nima Namakian of Innovate Sports and Bill Duffy of WME Sports reached the deal with Lakers president Rob Pelinka. pic.twitter.com/FUeNAkN19K — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 2, 2025 DeAndre […]
The Denver Nuggets are trading Michael Porter Jr. and an unprotected 2032 first-round pick to the Brooklyn Nets for Cam Johnson, sources tell @samamick.bsky.social. More details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv… [image or embed] — The Athletic (@theathletic.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM The Denver Nuggets are sending Michael Porter Jr.—a critical part of their 2023 NBA Championship […]
After trading for Luka Doncic, the Lakers had a midseason surge to the top of the standings but cooled off just in time to be eliminated by the Minnesota Timberwolves in the first round in just 5 games. LeBron James enters this season with a player option, allowing him to become a free agent and […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week let’s just talk about one singular issue: Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland. Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland Professional wrestling is a world that welcomes all. Short, tall, fat, skinny, jacked, […]
This is an excerpt from the Let’s Get This Dread Newsletter. Subscribe for the full Lessons Learned From The NBA This Week article. Rooting for the Boston Celtics or Los Angeles Lakers will always feel like dweeb endeavors. Vanilla ice cream, Dasani water, white generic New Balance behavior. “Hey, I’m not starting this car until […]
Myles Garrett no longer wants to be a Cleveland Brown. In a statement released on NFL.com, Garrett indicated his watch had ended as the reigning 2023 Defensive Player of the Year wants to play for an organization that didn’t put all their eggs in a basket full of holes and cum-stained massage sheets. Here’s what […]
Life is hard. We have to make a million little micro decisions every day and then we have to get up and do it all again the next. This article is the third draft I started this morning because I couldn’t decide what to write about first. Bianca Censori never has to worry about that. […]
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