NEWS: The Browns are making a change at QB. Dillon Gabriel is taking over for Joe Flacco, who will be Cleveland’s backup, per source. Shedeur Sanders will remain third on the depth chart. [image or embed] — Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social) October 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM Joe Flacco’s undeserved Macy’s Parade around the country, cancelled. […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it until my heart starts beating: Dating. Is. Hard. I imagine it’s even harder for a 73-year-old autistic football savant—obsessed with the military and linebacker blitz packages. We’ve all attempted to pursue women we believe to be “out of our league”—but it’s not getting the hot girl that’s […]
As long as I live, I will never forget Aroldis Chapman smiling like the cheshire cat—after giving up a walk-off homer run to Jose Altuve to lose the ALCS. In case YOU forgot, here is one of the worst nights of my life: HOUSTON WALK OFF TO THE WORLD SERIES 😱 WOW (via @FOXSports)pic.twitter.com/1HTuVSRZHg — […]
Welcome to Free Throws, Deadseriousness’s weekly NBA column, getting some shots up and tossing around some basketball takes. This week, we have the Cavs’s amazing sweep of the almighty Heat Culture, the Lakers magical season abruptly ending and the legacy of Knicks point guards. Cleveland Defeats Heat Culture Cleveland vs. Miami was not your […]
Bill Belichick’s arrival at North Carolina was obviously exciting for this struggling program. Belichick won 6 Super Bowls and has 302 career wins—the 3rd most coach wins in NFL history. Of course North Carolina—coming off a losing season—was excited for one of the greatest football minds to come lead their program to relevance. In this […]
Gregg Popovich is a 5-time NBA champion. He has the most wins as a head coach in the history of the National Basket Association. And now, it looks like his historic coaching career has finally come to an end as he steps down to join the Spurs front office. BREAKING: Gregg Popovich will no longer […]
Today, the New York Yankees announced they are sending infielder, Jazz Chisholm Jr to the 10-day injured list due to a right oblique strain after Chisholm suffered the injury Tuesday against the Baltimore Orioles—swinging through a ball in the dirt. #Yankees Jazz Chisholm injures his side (oblique possibly) on this swing. He stayed in and […]
After failing to secure the 4th win of the series in Game 5 at home in Madison Square Garden Tuesday night, the New York Knicks traveled to Detroit for their last chance to win the series early and get a few extra days of rest before battling the Boston Celtics. With the score tied 113-113 […]
I used to be obsessed with Deadseriousness page views. It was the only thing I cared about. I’d go entire days without eating—pumping out 10,15,20 garbage, clickbait articles to collect wildly fluctuating views—as I flippantly exploited teacher/student sex scandals and embarrassed addicts displaying Florida Man-esque behaviors for inconsistent checks from Google. Just churning out shitty, […]
Saturday night was the biggest night of the year: WWE Royal Rumble 2025 in Indianapolis—where at one point, there was just like, a 15-minute segment dedicated to showing Pat McAfee’s old Indianapolis Colts punting footage. The Road To Wrestlemania has begun and we have two new no. 1 contenders for the men’s and women’s world […]
On Saturday night, I watched my guy Jey Uso win the 2025 WWE Royal Rumble then switched over to ABC to catch the second half of the Lakers coming into my city for a battle against the Knicks. You know the game is over when the white Knick on the end of the bench starts […]
The NFL Pro Bowl is one of the biggest achievements in all of professional sports. The greatest athletes play in an electric All-Star game of non-contact flag football. Gladiators fly into Orlando, Florida to throw balls through tires and other incredibly important football-adjacent activities. Saquon took one in the noggin at #ProBowlGames Dodgeball 😅 pic.twitter.com/TqWYtsO5oM […]
“With the number two pick in the 2018 NFL Draft, the New York Giants select, running back Saquon Barkley, from Penn State” Those words will forever haunt me. Old Man Eli was coming off a season so bad he gifted the Giants with the No. 2 pick and an opportunity to draft his replacement. With […]
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