Donald Trump is bad. We don’t need to run through the list of his flaws, I try to keep these articles under 100,000 words. But his attempt to cancel Jimmy Kimmel’s TV show because Kimmel wasn’t being nice to him, a thing a president was almost allowed to do while we all just go to […]
Coming into Sunday’s matchup in Madison Square Garden, the Toronto Raptors were the no. 2 in the East following a 9-game winning streak but most of those wins were against the slim at the bottom of the Eastern Conference trash can. Wins over Brooklyn, Indiana, Washington, Philadelphia, Charlotte. Two of those wins against the Cavaliers, […]
Matthew Stafford and Bryce Young in a battle of clutch no. 1 overall picks. Sam Darnold teabagging his old Vikings squad. Thanksgiving games I have to rewatch because, believe it or not, I was spending time with loved ones. I don’t live in solitude (yet). Let’s give out some Week 13 NFL Awards: Disaster Class […]
Sources: The Cowboys are receiving two first-round picks and DT Kenny Clark in exchange for Micah Parsons. — Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social) August 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM Dallas Cowboys get: 2 first-round picks, DT Kenny Clark Green Bay Packers get: EDGE Micah Parsons Micah Parsons gets: 4-year $188 million contract extension We’ve got […]
Micah Parsons has made 3 All-Pro teams (First Team All-Pro 2021. 2022, Second Team All-Pro 2023). He’s a 4-time All-Star. The 2021 Defensive Rookie of the Year. He’s finished in the Top 3 in Defensive Player of the Year voting 3 of his 4 first NFL seasons. Parsons missed 4 games last season with a […]
Gilbert Arenas is one of our greatest basketball journalists. Every night, you can tune into Gil’s Arena on YouTube—a show where he, Rashad McCants, Nick Young and Brandon Jennings give expert insight into the world of basketball. Each episode is Peabody Award worthy, as these savants break down the intricacies of the game. It’s like […]
BREAKING: New York Knicks forward Mikal Bridges has agreed to a four-year, $150 million contract extension with the franchise, agents Sam Goldfeder and Jordan Gertler of Excel Sports Management tell ESPN. The new deal includes a player option for 2029-30 and a trade kicker. pic.twitter.com/xuiYvzykqJ — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 31, 2025 It’s official. […]
I don’t think I can recall a ton of instances in which I moved overconfidently. My life has been an avalanche of L’s that has thrust humility upon me as I write jokes all day to a few thousand people who probably wouldn’t care if Deadseriousness stopped existing. I go entire days without even looking […]
Emilia Perez is a French musical about a Mexican cartel kingpin who fakes their own death to start a new life as a trans woman—made by a French director who is completely dismissive of Mexican culture—starring Zoe Saldana desperately trying to win an Oscar, Selena Gomez, a billionaire who cries on social media about how […]
Watching West Coast games is a burden. Typically, I just hope there’s a blowout so I can sneak off to bed at halftime—like Friday night when the Phoenix Suns stuffed the Golden State Warriors in a locker and took their lunch money. But on Thursday night, I decided to stay up til 1am watching the […]
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