So far, the 2024 NBA TV ratings are down. The NBA’s opening night ratings were down 42% from last year. The entire first week of games saw double-digit percentage drop-offs. NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver, fought back against some critiques and said this to defend his product: “I don’t think it has anything to do with […]
The entire New Orleans Pelicans organization seemed shocked that the 2024-25 NBA season began. They came into opening night without a real center on the roster. Brandon Ingram was on the trade block all summer and the organization thought to just bring him back after going door-to-door and begging anyone to take him off their […]
Yesterday I watched clips of Tim Boyle and Drew Lock going through the motions of a lifeless Giants practice and made a decision. I could either continue pretending to believe Tommy DeVito is better than he actually is—the, maybe, 62nd best QB in the NFL—OR—I could lock in on college football, specifically getting to better […]
Tim Boyle fucking sucks. The singular worst quarterback I have ever seen continually make NFL rosters despite always looking as if he has never played the sport before being asked to jog out there and drive his team down the field. Boyle played 3 seasons at UConn. Started 8 games over 3 years. Won 0 […]
Daniel Jones is finally out of here. Dave Gettleman will pay for the damage he caused the Giants organization drafting a running back with the no. 2 pick behind the worst offensive line in the NFL and then the following year, drafting a QB with the no. 6 pick who would have 100000% been available […]
108 million people tuned in to watch a guy who everyone says is a “YouTube star”—even though no one in my life has ever watched anything he’s created—beat up a traumatized geriatric CTE billboard. I’m not precious about boxing turning into a spectacle lining the pockets of a monorail salesman 1. The Rock Dwayne Johnson’s […]
The New York Jets just fired their GM, Joe Douglas, 2 days after their 28-27 last-second loss, allowing Anthony Richardson—who’s completing less than 50% of his passes—to put up a 106.5 passer rating, basically guaranteeing no one in the Jets building is getting a playoff bonus check in the mail this year. pic.twitter.com/8597Kq3XGM — New […]
Sometimes I wake up Tuesday morning disgusted that I stayed up til midnight watching the Manning brothers awkwardly chuckle through a punt competition. The Dallas Cowboys were never going to beat the Houston Texans, especially with Nico Collins returning, but I thought they’d move the football. And now Cooper Rush throws a Pick pic.twitter.com/0MGWTimljc — […]
So I missed the NFL Week 10 Awards last week because I woke up Sunday morning in the back of an ambulance. Kinda missed the 1pm slate of games, if you can imagine. But I am back, full of medications and thankfully, the New York Giants had a bye week so I could enjoy a […]
Over the summer, I went to go see Twisters in the theatre. I went to one of those 4DX movies where the seat moved when the characters were in danger and air would blow in your face when the tornados were near. It was absolutely lit. The vibes were immaculate—(once the SO and I changed […]
I’ve been shitting on the Philadelphia 76ers since the Knicks eliminated them from the first round of the playoffs. I genuinely could not believe how many people were praising the Sixers for winning the offseason. They signed an injury-prone 34-year-old who fans sarcastically call “Playoff P” because he stinks in the playoffs and the first […]
Karl-Anthony Towns was the star of the Minnesota Timberwolves for 9 years. A decade of constructing a boring culture—briefly interrupted by a year of Jimmy Butler using them to build his brand—Minnesota finally made it to the Western Conference Finals. Lost in 7 games. They could’ve easily made the NBA Finals had a few bounces […]
The New York Giants 2024 season is long gone. They just lost to David Tepper’s tax write-offs in Normandy. Bryce Young was about to move back in with his parents and now he’s on a 2-game winning streak. Cannot wait for the 30 for 30 detailing Bryce’s master plan to sprain Andy Dalton’s thumb in […]
The Carolina Panthers are a local high school JV team accidentally placed on an NFL schedule so it’s understandable that by Week 10, no one is really interested in talking about this team but Bryce Young quietly won a start against the New Orleans Saints last week. And he’s not as ass as he looked […]
The Milwaukee Bucks fell to 1-6 after another back-breaking loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Giannis Antetokounmpo missed the game with some BS injury to help get him a bonus day off before the NBA’s dedication to get people out to the polls on Election Day. Not you, Jonathan Isaac. You can stay home. Milwaukee was […]
We’re halfway through the season and it looks like the good teams have established themselves as the cream at the top and the bad teams look utterly creamless. No cream in sight. NFL Week 9 was crucial in separating the freaks and the meeks. I just re-read that. Not the bar I thought it was. […]
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