The 2024 New York Giants were the first NFL team to be eliminated from playoff contention following their 27-20 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving afternoon in front of all our aunts and uncles. Giants star DT, Dexter Lawrence, left that game early in the 3rd quarter with an elbow injury and unfortunately, it’s […]
Joe Rogan is the funniest stand-up comedian of all time. The greatest game show host. Shout out to Fear Factor. And obviously, the most important and talented podcaster to ever unbox a microphone from Amazon. But this week, Rogan mentioned that Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, asked to come on the podcast and Rogan refused. Joe […]
Matt Eberflus is having a tough week. After starting the season 4-2, the Bears lost their 6th straight game, this time on Thanksgiving, against the Detroit Lions with everyone’s nieces and nephews watching. Except this loss was almost directly Eberflus’s fault. Chicago overcame a 16-point deficit to make it a 3-point game. In the final […]
NFL fans have had mixed reactions to the first year of Tom Brady in the Fox booth on Sundays—doing color commentary after 23 years of being the most famous football player in the country without ever really saying anything interesting. Ever. I, too, was unsure how I felt about Brady’s broadcasting work until the Giants […]
There is nothing on this Earth I care more about than maintaining a level playing field in women’s college volleyball—which is why I love Boise State Volleyball for forfeiting two regular season games and now a tournament game against San Jose State because they have a trans woman on the team. You have to respect […]
There are rappers and then there’s Kendrick Lamar. There’s Hip-Hop and then there’s artistry. Kendrick Lamar creates the latter in what I can only imagine is a Batcave several hundred miles below the Earth’s surface covered wall-to-wall in surveillance equipment so he can keep an eye on every active rapper alive. We are witnessing one […]
Many of you have moved on from the election. I’m jealous. It’s the only thing I think about. I haven’t slept in weeks. How did Kamala Harris lose to the carny that makes you spend $60 at a random pop-up festival ring toss game to win a teddy bear that only costs $5 you will […]
We’re weeks away from 2025. A new start. A fresh beginning. Do we really want to continue allowing masculinity-driven competitions to persist when, for the first time in NFL history, the Minnesota Vikings could have two men co-pilot the starting quarterback position? QB Daniel Jones plans to sign with Minnesota Vikings after clearing waivers. (via […]
Since hiring GM Joe Schoen before the 2022 season, the New York Giants have been in hell. The only success Schoen’s had came in his first season when the Giants advanced to the divisional round before being beat by the eventual NFC Champions but that wasn’t even Schoen’s success to claim. Those were Dave Gettleman’s […]
Drake and I are similar in a couple ways. We both pretend Degrassi never happened and we both just want the world to be fair. So I understand why Drake has filed a lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar’s record label for using bots to artificially boost the streams for “Not Like Us”. According to a copy […]
Saturday Night Live is my refuge after a long week of canvassing, fundraising and self-actualizing. It’s my haven, where my best buddies Colin Jost and Michael Che, and the other ones, make me forget about all the injustices in this world. With Donald Trump back in the White House, we need Saturday Night Live now […]
Since taking over the Philadelphia Eagles in 2021, Nick Sirianni has a 43-19 win-loss record— including 3 straight seasons starting 9-2 (or better) for the first time in franchise history. Sirianni also happens to be the first head coach in Eagles history to have a winning record in each of his first 4 seasons with […]
The NFL has a Baker Mayfield problem. After scoring a touchdown against the New York Giants on Sunday, Baker Mayfield proceeded to take Tommy DeVito’s signature celebration and turn into something much, much darker. Oh my. Baker Mayfield just scored a TD and made sure all #Giants fans saw him doing the Tommy DeVito celebration. […]
I’m lowkey rooting for the Charlotte Hornets this season. The Celtics, Heat, Bucks and Sixers have been the only relevant Eastern Conference teams of the last decade. We need new blood, new stars, and simply new color schemes to watch. Sure, the Hornets only have 6 wins and currently sit in 11th place but they […]
Mikal Bridges came to the Knicks to play with his 3 college buddies. After being jettisoned from Phoenix for Kevin Durant, and sent to purgatory—trapped in the cave with nothing but paint and the cave walls to pass the time—Bridges mastered his artistry and prepared to share his gifts with his squad. Then the Knicks […]
The New York Giants released Daniel Jones this week, just a year and a half after winning a playoff game in 2022 and deciding to commit with a 4-year, $160 million contract. According to ESPN, the Daniel Jones situation was over two weeks ago when a reporter saw Giants players sitting around a phone re-watching […]
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