For years, people have asked themselves if they’d rather receive half a million dollars or dinner with Jay-Z, with the answer obviously being dinner with Jay-Z. What is the point of having $500K without Jay telling you how to properly spend and invest it? One dinner with Jay-Z and he’ll give you all the game […]
On July 7th, Chris Paul signed a 1-year, $11 million deal with the San Antonio Spurs. The 39-year-old police officer transferred to San Antonio, Texas to have one final campaign with the hot, up-and-coming blue chip prospect, Victor Wembanyama. The Spurs suck. They’re currently the 11th seed looking up at the Lakers for the last […]
Time after time after time, the WNBA misses opportunities to grow its business. Friday night was their expansion draft for their new Golden State Valkyries franchise and for whatever reason, Caitlin Clark wasn’t selected to the new team. Actually, I do know why Caitlin Clark wasn’t selected: the WNBA has no idea how to make […]
There is nothing better after a long morning of prayer, yogi, meditation, and an internal gratitude recognition session than opening up my phone, scrolling past the extremely sketchy murder of the CEO of one of the biggest health insurance companies in the country, and seeing everyone and their mothers posting their Spotify Wrapped for the […]
Alright, time to get some of that sweet, sweet gambling money every company is drowning in. I saw a Hawk Tuah podcast clip with a gambling ad watermarked over. If you asked her to explain the game of basketball, I don’t think she could make it 60 seconds without a racial slur slipping out. I, […]
The UCLA Bruins currently sit at 5-7 after losing back-to-back conference games to Washington and USC. Classic Big Ten football. In a year where the college football playoffs have expanded to seemingly allow every program into the postseason now, this isn’t a great time for UCLA to be lightyears away from relevance. With all the […]
Luis Severino came into the offseason with a problem. At 30 years old, he went into last season with the New York Mets giving him a chance to prove he can still pitch at a high level. He changed the way he pitched, leaning more on early groundball outs instead of trying to overpower hitters […]
From Wilt Chamberlain to Dennis Rodman to James Harden, we’ve heard about NBA players veryyyy much enjoying the night life. And good for them. What is the point of sacrificing your body, spending more than half the year on the road and allowing dorks like Stephen A. Smith to destroy your reputation on TV every […]
If the ending of 2024 has shown us anything, it’s that us Americans aren’t lying down and allowing oligarchs to reign over our lives. From the Donald Trump assassination attempt to the UnitedHealthcare CEO getting gunned down in the middle of Manhattan in broad daylight—we are no longer letting the 1% tread on us. Which […]
Today, reports are suggesting that Juan Soto contract talks have exceeded the $600 million range as the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Dodgers and Blue Jays continue to fight over the 26-year-old 4-time MLB All-Star. But Soto has yet to make his decision. Here’s what his agent Scott Boras, because of course his agent is Scott […]
I loved Aubrey Huff growing up. Maybe it’s because I played MVP Baseball, using franchise mode to turn the worst organization into World Series juggernauts and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays suuuuuucked. But yea, shout out my dudes Rocco Baldelli, Carl Crawford and Aubrey Huff—much love to Johnny Gomes and Scott Kazmir. I know Aubrey […]
As an adult man with zero children, I was soooooo excited to see Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White. Well, until star, Rachel Zegler, opened her big lady mouth, turning Snow White woke and ruining a beloved classic. The 23-year-old shared her thoughts on the original story, mocking the plot and telling us that the […]
Not the greatest week of football for ya boy. Just had to watch the Giants lose on Thanksgiving Day to Cooper Rush in front of my extended family and even though it feels like I haven’t watched the Giants win a game since the guy from Home Improvement was hosting Family Feud, somehow there are two […]
For whatever reason, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred had dedicated his life to destroying the game of baseball. But that reign of terror may have gone too far. In a recent podcast appearance, Rob Manfred, tip-toed around a new idea the owners have apparently been tossing around behind closed doors. The Golden At-Bat. “There are a […]
Player safety is the most important thing in the world to me. I always wear a seatbelt when I get in a car, like, I only let the seatbelt alarm go off a few times and bam, that thing is clicked right in. Because safety is important. So needless to say, I was disgusted by […]
I spent Black Friday purchasing things I cannot afford thanks to discounts that aren’t nearly as discounted as they used to be when Black Friday first became a thing. Friday night was spent flipping between NBA Cup games and I couldn’t help but be overwhelmed by the thought that this new thing is bad because […]
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