Comedy Central roasts were dope. Sometimes. Go watch the Bob Saget and Joan Rivers roasts—A+’s. But Comedy Central isn’t really a thing anymore and stand-up comedy in general sort of fell off a cliff thanks to comedians being either too terrified to tell jokes in fear of imaginary internet scorn or too lazy to work […]
In February 2023, Mat Ishbia’s purchase of the Phoenix Suns was finalized. Ishbia bought the team following the NBA’s removal of previous owner, Robert Sarver, who simply could not stop himself from saying the n-word at work. It was his favorite thing in the world. Ishbia is a former college basketball player so naturally, he […]
I love Thanasis Antetokounmpo. To you, he’s the final minutes-eating, square-headed face of nepotism. To me, he’s the advancement of worker’s rights. Last week, the Milwaukee Bucks were eliminated from the 2024 NBA Playoffs by the Indiana Pacers. Giannis and Dame Lillard suffered injuries and surprisingly, Khris Middleton and Pat Bev couldn’t beat an actual […]
WWE Backlash 2024 was the first PPV of the new era, whatever that means. A lot of new faces introduced, a lot of clunky spots—while also staying true to the brand with a lot of the same old nonsense like 5 match cards forcing every match to be longer than they all need to be […]
Monday night’s Knicks Game 1 win over the Indiana Pacers was once again, a demonstration of what happens when teams come to Madison Square Garden. See, teams keep arriving at the arena under the impression they are about to have a basketball game but they’re really walking into a caged octagon where the Knicks will […]
We did it. It’s finally over. The New York Knicks drove the Sixers to the airport to start their summer vacations. On Thursday night, New York won 118-115 in a brutal Game 6 where the Knicks were up 20 in the 1st quarter and ended up going down and somehow, went into halftime down 3. […]
In 2002, I watched The Rock and Hollywood Hulk Hogan have their Icon vs. Icon match at Wrestlemania 18. It was the passing of the torch. Hulk Hogan, a manipulating control freak whose sole motivation in life is to accumulate as much wealth, power, and adoration as possible, was transferring the baton over The Rock […]
The Dallas Mavericks are up 3-2 on the Clippers after a Game 5 beatdown. Dallas beat LA by 30 in the Clippers building thanks mainly to another Luka Doncic master class and no-call no-shows from the James Harden Paul George camp. Harden scored 7 points on 16% shooting. Paul George scored 15 points on 30% […]
Coach Prime is one of the most beloved college coaches in the country as long as you do not take any time to think critically about his motives, words or actions. When Sanders arrived in Colorado, after lying to Jackson State about how god told him to save the HBCUs or some shit, Coach Prime […]
2004 was the first season I remember being a New York Giants fan. I paid attention a little the season prior. Jim Fassel was fired after going 58-53-1 in 7 seasons as the head coach. Michael Strahan had 18.5 sacks in 2003. Kerry Collins split time as starting QB with the current host of The […]
Jerry Seinfeld has a mediocre TV show or movie or something coming to Netflix this weekend. It’ll be the most average thing ever made and I’ll watch every second of it because I binge everything and immediately run out of shit to consume. Actually, you know what? While we’re all here, let’s watch the trailer […]
Canadian football enthusiasts have gained a game-changing edge with access to real-time NFL odds. These dynamic odds offer a glimpse into potential game outcomes, empowering informed betting decisions. Imagine witnessing odds fluctuate as the match unfolds, allowing you to capitalize on emerging opportunities. This cutting-edge feature enables live game viewing while assessing evolving odds, facilitating […]
The Knicks lost 106-112 in overtime to the Philadelphia 76ers. What do you want me to say here? New York was up 6 points with 28.2 seconds left. They lost by 6. I’m disgusted. I barely slept last night. But let’s talk about what happened Tuesday night. 1. Tyrese Maxey wants to keep playing […]
Being an NFL GM during draft season seems like hell. You have to sift through scouting reports of hundreds of players, all coming with their own unique circumstances and contexts. Random daily stories planted by 31 other GMs attempting to trick you into altering your plan or simply messing with your head. All eyes are […]
I’ve done these live articles for New York Giants games in the past. The NFL has way more stoppage time and breaks to gather thoughts than an NBA game but this Knicks Sixers series is the most important playoff series of my life. This is the first Knicks team I truly believe can win a […]
In the early days of the 2019-2020 NBA season, Russell Westbrook and his Houston Rockets beat the Los Angeles Clippers 102-93. James Harden dropped 47 points and Russ immediately took this as an opportunity to mock his defender, Patrick Beverley. “Pat Bev trick y’all man. … He just running around, doing nothing” Russell Westbrook and […]
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