Welcome to this weekend in baseball where we talk about some of the more interesting storylines of the weekend in MLB. This week, the Aaron Judge Juan Soto led Yankees spank the Giants and the Tigers punt on their former no. 1 overall pick. 1. Aaron Judge and Juan Soto on the same […]
It’s time for quarterback battles, bay-beeeeee. Training camp is coming and nothing is more interesting to me than seeing the like, 23rd and 31st best QBs in the NFL battling to start for an organization in so much shambles that they are prepared to enter a season with the 31st best QB starting for them. […]
Caitlin Clark, the savior of women’s basketball, has been under attack since arriving in the WNBA. Every time I unlock my phone, I see a new clip of Caitlin on the receiving end of a cheap shot or flagrant foul. These women cannot contain their hate for the biggest star in the sport’s history. In […]
I am a diehard New York Giants fan and I feel like I have no real relationship with the star tight end of the team, Darren Waller. In 1 season with the team, he played 12 meaningless games and caught 52 forgettable passes from any combination of Daniel Jones, Tyrod Taylor and Tommy DeVito as […]
Every season ends with a quarter of the NFL firing their head coaches, quickly followed up by those same teams rushing to hire a replacement as they head into the draft and free agency. But none of these situations are the same. Let’s rank the 7 new NFL head coaches based on who has […]
The 2023 Miami Dolphins won 11 games and were the best passing attack in the NFL. Their vape-dependent head coach, Mike McDaniel, was labeled a genius for somehow devising the master plan to get the ball in the hands of Jaylen Waddle and Tyreek Hill—two of the fastest players in the sport. Genius. Then the […]
This 2023-24 New York Knicks were the greatest team I’ve watched in my lifetime. If Apple Music was writing about this season, it would be the Lauryn Hill of all Knicks seasons. Sure, I love Latrell Sprewell and if you’ve seen me at the local gym, you know I’ve modeled my game after a young […]
Traveling sucks. Taxis and airports and luggage and terminals and gates and Buffalo Wild Wings bars at noon—the whole experience is daunting but life can be made easier if you simply follow some key rules—none of which are bigger than DO NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE STAFF but NFL kicker, Brandon McManus, couldn’t oblige by that […]
So I wrote the 50 NBA Players Who Could Be on a New Team LAST YEAR and I was right about most of them but I think that says more about the league than my ability to predict the future. Regardless, let’s run it back Here are 50 NBA players who could be on […]
I have like 2 friends total so while most people’s Memorial Day weekend is spent at the beach, creating memories with loved ones or whatever, I’m at the crib watching Celtics/Pacers Game 3, snacking on hot dogs I did not get from a big cookout but instead, from the food truck close to my house. […]
Draymond Green aspires to be the next Charles Barkley—an NBA hero turned beloved and respected ombudsman for the game. However, Draymond’s struck too many players in the face to become a hero outside of The Bay but we are witnessing him embark upon his journey to beloved, respected spokesman with his melatonin podcast—where he sits […]
Louis Rees-Zammit was a star rugby player for Wales and Gloucester, but he left rugby to try a new sport. He joined the NFL International Player Pathway program because he wants to play American football. Rees-Zammit signed with the Kansas City Chiefs, who won the Super Bowl last season. He used to be a winger […]
I was trying to figure out how I would talk about the WNBA this season and it hit me, let’s do some WNBA Power Rankings. They’re an opportunity to talk about each team individually and thankfully for me, there are only 12 teams so it won’t take me weeks to write. This is a massive […]
Kansas City Chiefs extra point kicker, Harrison Butker, arrived at Benedictine College over the weekend, ready to give the graduating class of 2024 the greatest commencement speech in the history of history. Before these kids enter the workforce, Butker—a man who has made over $18 million by kicking a football a handful of times throughout […]
The New York Knicks are down 3 starters and a 6th man of the year candidate, yet somehow they are one win away from sending the Indiana Pacers on vacation. Tyrese Haliburton—the best player on the Pacers—seems okay with watching his team lose as he quietly tip-toes around the perimeter, playing hot potato to ensure […]
With the 4th pick of the 2014 NBA Draft, the Orland Magic selected power forward, Aaron Gordon, out of Arizona. For 7 seasons he was the best player on a bottom-feeding team, only making the postseason twice, losing in the first round both times. It wasn’t until he arrived in Denver that Gordon became the […]
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