There’s no such thing as normal. We are all unique beings just trying to make our way through planet Earth, doing the best we can. And there’s nothing normal about being an NBA player. You travel across the country, showering with your coworkers every night and everyone you meet knows exactly how much money you […]
The Philadelphia 76ers are STACKED this season. They crushed the offseason bringing in superstar, Paul George to replace Tobias Harris, a guy who would prefer to stand in the corner and watch the game instead of participating in it. So no one should bat an eye that Joel Embiid told ESPN he won’t ever play […]
I won’t post the video here but just take my word for it when I say Aidan Hutchinson got his leg shattered into a bajillion pieces in Detroit’s 47-9 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. The Lions look like the best team in the NFL, effortlessly busting out random trick plays just treating a gameday like […]
The New York Giants could’ve made a statement on Sunday night if they beat the Cincinnati Bengals on primetime TV. The NFC East is wide open. Dallas is dead last in rushing. The Eagles are being coached by a guy who lied on his resume. And Washington just lost to the Ravens. The Giants could’ve […]
NFL Week 6 was the week of blowouts as the great teams ascended while the bad teams got dogwalked all day long. I’m writing this shortly after watching my beloved New York Giants play Russian Roulette against the Cincinnati Bengals all night until they eventually couldn’t keep converting nonstop 4th downs. i will take this […]
AEW WrestleDream 2024 was the coronation of new superstars, the return of some old favorites and the murder of Bryan Danielson—which is quickly becoming a monthly occurrence. I don’t want to review the entire show. I won’t pretend to have nuanced opinions on Brian Cage becoming the Ring of Honor TV House Show FTW Jr […]
We got FREEEEEEESH BEEEF in Madison Square Garden Sunday night. The Minnesota Timberwolves came to Broadway just a few weeks after the two teams completed a massive, season-altering trade. Minnesota sent 4-time All-Star, Karl-Anthony Towns, to New York for Julius Randle and Donte DiVincenzo (and a draft pick that won’t matter). It only took 6 […]
In the first 4 games of his NFL career, Malik Nabers immediately established himself as the best wide receiver in the league—capable of singlehandedly dominating a game despite catching balls from a guy who rarely throws with his eyes open and will stumble over his own cleats at least once a game. Until he suffered […]
The Los Angeles Dodgers are headed to the NLCS after a big 2-0 Game 5 victory over the San Diego Padres. Kike Hernandez hit a massive homer in the 2nd inning that gave the Dodgers a 1-0 lead which is all Yoshi Yamamoto and this unstoppable Dodgers bullpen needed to shut the Padres down. But […]
It took me wayyy too long to write these NFL Power Rankings this week so I didn’t get a chance to react to the Jets firing Robert Saleh. But I had to stop what I was doing when reports leaked out on the reasons why Saleh may have been let go. Robert Saleh should’ve been […]
Welcome to the first official Deadseriousness NFL Power Rankings of the year. Unless of course I don’t finish this article before the Week 6 games begin and this sits in the drafts for the rest of my life. But hopefully, you’re reading this and I found something interesting to say about the Rams. This week, […]
We’ve made it to NFL Week 5 and after a month of sloppy, mediocre QB play, the preseason rust is off and guys like Joe Burrow and CJ Stroud and Trevor Lawrence put up some monster numbers. Disclaimer: I haven’t watched the Cowboys and Steelers game because the NFL will not trick me into watching […]
WWE Bad Blood 2024, hosted by Metro Boomin’, Bianca Belair, Jade Cargill and Naomi. It’s a vibe, I guess. At one point, Chelsea Green crashes the VIP lounge where the entire room—including Quavo from Migos—covers their nose in disgust at her putrid stench. I didn’t watch Smackdown. Apparently, she was thrown in a dumpster. That’s […]
Pete Alonso was one at-bat away from being left on read all winter. If the New York Mets lost Thursday night, Alonso would’ve entered free agency ready to sign a minimum wage contract. Alonso played all 162 games this season and still managed to have the worst season of his life with career lows in […]
In 2022, the New York Giants selected linebacker, Micah McFadden, in the 5th round. Two years later, and McFadden has transformed into one of the best defenders in the NFL. According to Pro Football Focus, McFadden is one of the highest-graded defenders in the league. McFadden leads the team with 27 total tackles to […]
The Buffalo Bills go into Week 5 sitting a 3-1. They have an AFC-leading +39 point differential and although they just got bloodlet by the Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo still looks like a genuine Super Bowl contender. 35-year-old Von Miller, has revitalized his career. Miller has a sack in all 3 games he’s played this season. […]
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