I spent Black Friday purchasing things I cannot afford thanks to discounts that aren’t nearly as discounted as they used to be when Black Friday first became a thing. Friday night was spent flipping between NBA Cup games and I couldn’t help but be overwhelmed by the thought that this new thing is bad because […]
The 2024 New York Giants were the first NFL team to be eliminated from playoff contention following their 27-20 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving afternoon in front of all our aunts and uncles. Giants star DT, Dexter Lawrence, left that game early in the 3rd quarter with an elbow injury and unfortunately, it’s […]
Joe Rogan is the funniest stand-up comedian of all time. The greatest game show host. Shout out to Fear Factor. And obviously, the most important and talented podcaster to ever unbox a microphone from Amazon. But this week, Rogan mentioned that Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, asked to come on the podcast and Rogan refused. Joe […]
I love game shows. I’m a simple, slow Neanderthal. Jeopardy is a half-hour-long attack on my self-esteem as I struggle to get one answer right and if I do get it right, I don’t say my answer until after the contestant does and I’ll whisper to myself “Yea, I knew that.” The Floor has the […]
Daniel Jones sucks. We no longer need to debate this with hypotheticals about healthy offensive lines and better receivers. He’s had 6 years to prove he can play at a high level for 17 weeks out of the year and he cannot. Two weeks ago, Jones was benched for Drew Lock and on Monday night, […]
Every season ends with a quarter of the NFL firing their head coaches, quickly followed up by those same teams rushing to hire a replacement as they head into the draft and free agency. But none of these situations are the same. Let’s rank the 7 new NFL head coaches based on who has […]
The 2023 Miami Dolphins won 11 games and were the best passing attack in the NFL. Their vape-dependent head coach, Mike McDaniel, was labeled a genius for somehow devising the master plan to get the ball in the hands of Jaylen Waddle and Tyreek Hill—two of the fastest players in the sport. Genius. Then the […]
Alex Rodriguez is one of the most simple athletes of all time. And I don’t mean simple like I believe he’s slow or incapable of understanding complicated concepts or anything like that but I call him simple because for so many years, people have described A-Rod as ‘complex’ while every step of the way, this […]
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