Saturday Night Live is my refuge after a long week of canvassing, fundraising and self-actualizing. It’s my haven, where my best buddies Colin Jost and Michael Che, and the other ones, make me forget about all the injustices in this world. With Donald Trump back in the White House, we need Saturday Night Live now […]
Since taking over the Philadelphia Eagles in 2021, Nick Sirianni has a 43-19 win-loss record— including 3 straight seasons starting 9-2 (or better) for the first time in franchise history. Sirianni also happens to be the first head coach in Eagles history to have a winning record in each of his first 4 seasons with […]
The NFL has a Baker Mayfield problem. After scoring a touchdown against the New York Giants on Sunday, Baker Mayfield proceeded to take Tommy DeVito’s signature celebration and turn into something much, much darker. Oh my. Baker Mayfield just scored a TD and made sure all #Giants fans saw him doing the Tommy DeVito celebration. […]
Last week, Marcus Mariota quietly led the Washington Commanders to a 40-7 victory over the Carolina Panthers after Jayden Daniels left the game one series in with a rib injury. Maybe it went under the radar because they beat a Panthers team that struggles to field 53 NFL-caliber players but in a season defined by […]
When Kristaps Porzingis played for the Knicks, he was 20 years old and moving to a brand new country. On the court, he could put the ball in the basket fine but he didn’t do the microscopic things that lead to wins—and off the court, he was getting jumped in Latvia and may or may […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 New York Jets How did 2023 go? The 2023 Jets won 7 games. CHILLS. Aaron Rodgers ran out […]
Luka Doncic was trending yesterday so I clicked and started scrolling. Apparently Kevin O’Connor from The Ringer took time out of his busy day full of sniffing Elon Musk’s seats to report the Lakers have long-term plans of trading for Luka Doncic when the LeBron era is over which isn’t much of a story because […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness 2024 NFL Preview where we’re going team-by-team, getting ready for the 2024 season. First, we have the New York Giants. How did 2023 go? Somehow, thanks to the magic of a local Italian boy, the Giants managed to win 6 games after Daniel Jones tore his ACL week 9 behind […]
The 2024 NBA Draft is this week, apparently, and from everything I see and hear, it’s one of the worst drafts of all time, which always seems strange to label 60 kids as mediocre players but I’m sure some All-Stars are hiding in plain sight here. Here are the 7 biggest storylines heading into […]
For the first time in the franchise’s 30-year history, the Florida Panthers have won the Stanley Cup after defeating the Edmonton Oilers in 7 games. BARKOV TAKES THE STANLEY CUP AROUND THE ICE! 🙌 pic.twitter.com/kzmOVMJLEt — ESPN (@espn) June 25, 2024 Sure, the Florida Panthers were up 3-0 and gave up 18 total goals in […]
Meet 32-year-old swimmer, Cate Campbell, who went viral in 2023 after dropping a WWF-style promo against Team USA, totally unprovoked. Here’s what she said about America: “Such, such, sore losers. Australia coming out on top is one thing, but it is just so much sweeter beating America. There were a couple of nights, particularly the […]
Kim Mulkey is one of the greatest basketball coaches of all time. With a 720-117 win-loss record and 4 national championships, including winning it all last season, Mulkey has established herself as one of the GOATs. Most people know Kim Mulkey from her loud ass outfits—as she can typically be found on the sidelines dressed […]
MLB Commissioner, Rob Manfred, gets a lot of hate from both fans and the players and some of that is his own doing. He allowed the Houston Astros to get away with cheating to win a World Series with no real punishments handed out and when questioned about not taking the trophy away, he called […]
This Saturday was the 2024 WWE Elimination Chamber in Perth, Australia. I’ve always loved the Chamber. Perhaps that’s childhood nostalgia seeping into my subconscious as I can never forget Shawn Michaels in the dookie brown tights but yea, 6 main eventers in a cage match. Let’s gooooo. Disclaimer: I did not watch the preshow tag […]
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