I’m lowkey rooting for the Charlotte Hornets this season. The Celtics, Heat, Bucks and Sixers have been the only relevant Eastern Conference teams of the last decade. We need new blood, new stars, and simply new color schemes to watch. Sure, the Hornets only have 6 wins and currently sit in 11th place but they […]
Mikal Bridges came to the Knicks to play with his 3 college buddies. After being jettisoned from Phoenix for Kevin Durant, and sent to purgatory—trapped in the cave with nothing but paint and the cave walls to pass the time—Bridges mastered his artistry and prepared to share his gifts with his squad. Then the Knicks […]
The New York Giants released Daniel Jones this week, just a year and a half after winning a playoff game in 2022 and deciding to commit with a 4-year, $160 million contract. According to ESPN, the Daniel Jones situation was over two weeks ago when a reporter saw Giants players sitting around a phone re-watching […]
Football used to be a sport where players could sprint full speed, helmet first, into the spines of a defenseless player leaping in the air with no idea they were about to lose 10 years of their life expectancy. But because a few retired players committed murders and suicides and murder-suicides, the National Football League […]
Brett Favre is known for 3 big things. Being one of the greatest quarterbacks ever despite throwing the ball to the other team more times than any other QB in NFL history. Going to the New York Jets at age 40 and immediately sending a photo of his penis to a Jets reporter he just […]
On Sunday, the San Francisco 49ers suffered a brutal 27-24 loss to a Los Angeles Rams team that was 0-2 coming into the game and the 49ers were up 14 points at halftime. The final three minutes of 49ers vs. Rams was absolutely wild 🎢 pic.twitter.com/YwlSPlJmWV — NFL (@NFL) September 22, 2024 Incredible game on […]
I recently said I was done talking about the league for a while but 2024 NBA Summer League has come to an end and I have some thoughts. Here are the biggest winners from 2024 NBA Summer League: 1. Houston Rockets It’s safe to say, Reed Shepard very obviously should’ve been drafted no. 1, […]
This week, I saw Twisters so I am all the way back in on going to see big Summer blockbusters in theatres. Deadpool and Wolverine feels like an event I should be apart of. The first X-Men movie came out in 2000. Every Fox-produced X-Men movie was a pile of dogshit. If I’m being […]
I’m not not athletic. At 6-foot, 190-pounds, I can maneuver on a court or field. I can touch the rim. Dunk? I don’t know but I can touch the rim. That feels somewhat athletic. Last night, I sat down to make a list called “The Summer Olympic Events I Could Probably Medal In”. However, this […]
The worst NBA Finals of my life are finally over which means it’s time to give the WNBA my full attention. You could make the argument that maybe the WNBA season should’ve started this week instead of during the heart of the NBA playoffs but that’s a conversation for another day. You want to talk […]
After back-to-back disappointing playoff exits, first getting bullied by the New York Knicks and then receiving a kind gentleman’s sweep at the hands of the Boston Celtics this year, Cleveland fired JB Bickerstaff and have officially hired their new guy. ESPN Sources: The Cleveland Cavaliers are hiring Golden State assistant Kenny Atkinson as the franchise’s […]
New York Mets closer, Edwin Diaz, was thrown out of Sunday’s game before he even got to the mound. With the Mets up 5-2 and Diaz coming into the finish off the Chicago Cubs, an umpire took the game out of his hands after somehow hawk-eying illegal substances on Diaz’s fingers from the bullpen. Here’s […]
Mike McCarthy is entering his 5th season as the Dallas Cowboys head coach and suddenly, out of nowhere, it appears McCarthy may have learned something about Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, that we all already knew: he sucks. According to NFL insider Tyler Dunne, who spoke with a former Cowboys employee, Mike McCarthy is fed up […]
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