Tim Boyle fucking sucks. The singular worst quarterback I have ever seen continually make NFL rosters despite always looking as if he has never played the sport before being asked to jog out there and drive his team down the field. Boyle played 3 seasons at UConn. Started 8 games over 3 years. Won 0 […]
Daniel Jones is finally out of here. Dave Gettleman will pay for the damage he caused the Giants organization drafting a running back with the no. 2 pick behind the worst offensive line in the NFL and then the following year, drafting a QB with the no. 6 pick who would have 100000% been available […]
Deshaun Watson forced 20+ women to touch his little wee wee and was punished with the largest contract in NFL history. The Cleveland Browns traded for a guy who was spending his afternoons in courthouses, trying to convince judges that all these women were just telling similar lies, unprovoked, and not only did they give […]
Okay, so, uh, Mikal Bridges can’t shoot anymore. Mikal Bridges’ shooting form doesn’t look sound atm.: Vs the Wizards last night: 2/12 FG 0/10 3PM Lots of talk in fantasy circles about him returning to his efficient Suns days where he was a top 50 guy. Do you think he can do it?#FantasyBasketbal pic.twitter.com/skS508jdSL — […]
The Yankees used to have a permanent residency in the World Series but they haven’t been to the Promised Land since 2009. Whether it was Joe Girardi being too tight or Aaron Boone being too loose or injuries or the Houston Astros knowing what pitch was coming or Aroldis Chapman giving up bombs and smiling […]
With the 34th pick of the 2024 NBA Draft, the Portland Trailblazers drafted point guard, Tyler Kolek, out of Marquette. They traded him to the New York Knicks for a ton of future second-round picks. Felt like a nothing deal when it happened but Summer League has birthed a star in the making. Tyler Kolek […]
This week, Brandon Aiyuk officially requested a trade, after flirting with the idea for years. The San Francisco 49ers aren’t giving him the big payday he believes he deserves and it’s time to find a team that will. He’s coming off the best season of his career scoring 7 TDs and racking up a career-high […]
The NBA season is finally over. Wish a team won the championship but unfortunately, there was that massive explosion at Game 5 and the NBA shut the whole thing down and the Celtics 1000% did not win. Anyway, it’s time for the NFL and for me, my Sunday viewing experience is dependent on the quarterback […]
Kendrick Lamar told Drake “I am the culture and you are a vulture draining our resources for fame”. He followed that up by bringing together California artists for a massive Los Angeles pop-up show on Juneteenth to c-walk on his grave. Bloods and crips joined forces to call Drake a pedophile at the top of […]
I am an expert when it comes to scaring the hoes. It was my superpower for most of my life. Some people can dunk. Some people are great at math. I was born with the innate ability to scare the hoes. And based on my years of making girls uncomfortable, I have developed a unique […]
I love the NBA Play-In Tournament. It requires teams bust their ass to lock up the top 6 seeds and avoid a single-game elimination while also incentivizing teams who would typically start tanking at the end of the season to try and make the play-in game and potentially sneak into the postseason. No organization is […]
I don’t have much to say about the 2024 NFL Draft. Trevor Lawrence being an irrelevant, slightly better Blake Bortles in his first 3 professional seasons has erased any excitement I might’ve had for Caleb Williams coming in. The ‘generational talent’ allegations no longer mean anything. The last no. 1 overall pick had all these […]
The 2024 MLB season is starting soon and Los Angeles Angels All-Star third baseman, Anthony Rendon, is pissed about it. In a recent interview with The Athletic, Rendon made it abundantly clear baseball is just a 9-to-5 for him: On Monday, in speaking to reporters after reporting to Angels camp, he made one thing very […]
The 2023 season is over. I don’t know if it’s because the New York Giants sucked or if truly the whole league dropped in quality but this season was mid as hell. Eh nonetheless, we must hand out trophies to those who earned them. Here are your Deadseriousness 2023 NFL Awards: The Truth Teller Award: […]
Chain Reaction is something new I’m working on. Basically, after a big move goes down, I’m going to try and break down all of the people affected by the trade/signing/firing/cutting/resigning/re-signing. Raiders are working to finalize a deal to hire Antonio Pierce as their head coach, per sources. Raiders made Pierce their interim HC on Halloween […]
Since joining the Knicks on January 1st, OG Anunoby has helped New York go 8-2 while recording a league-high +170 plus-minus in 10 games. The Knicks have the No. 1 defensive rating over this time. OG and the Knicks are putting teams in the torture chamber every night. And this is why you trade RJ […]
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