108 million people tuned in to watch a guy who everyone says is a “YouTube star”—even though no one in my life has ever watched anything he’s created—beat up a traumatized geriatric CTE billboard. I’m not precious about boxing turning into a spectacle lining the pockets of a monorail salesman 1. The Rock Dwayne Johnson’s […]
The New York Jets just fired their GM, Joe Douglas, 2 days after their 28-27 last-second loss, allowing Anthony Richardson—who’s completing less than 50% of his passes—to put up a 106.5 passer rating, basically guaranteeing no one in the Jets building is getting a playoff bonus check in the mail this year. pic.twitter.com/8597Kq3XGM — New […]
Sometimes I wake up Tuesday morning disgusted that I stayed up til midnight watching the Manning brothers awkwardly chuckle through a punt competition. The Dallas Cowboys were never going to beat the Houston Texans, especially with Nico Collins returning, but I thought they’d move the football. And now Cooper Rush throws a Pick pic.twitter.com/0MGWTimljc — […]
The league is losing one of the greats. 0-time NBA champion, Patrick Beverley, is taking his 6 points a game from last season and bringing it to Israel to play for Hapoel Tel Aviv BC. BREAKING: @patbev21 is headed to Europe. “They gave me everything I asked for… I couldn’t refuse.” Says Pat Bev He […]
We may have just witnessed the most boring NBA Finals as the Boston Celtics beat the Dallas Mavericks in 5 uneventful games. It’s easy to hate seeing Boston Celtics fans experience joy and clowning Jayson Tatum for being a cornball is second nature at this point but I can’t help but think ESPN’s NBA broadcasts […]
In 2015, we witnessed the passing of the torch in the Bronx. Guys from the 2009 championship team like Mark Teixeira and Alex Rodriguez were suddenly zapped of their abilities to catch up to fastballs but rookies Greg Bird and Gary Sanchez came in looking like they were next in line to get their numbers […]
Last year, I wrote about Bill Belichick breaking up with longtime girlfriend, Linda Holliday. I was mostly just using it as an opportunity to hit on Linda Holliday. I still am. Linda, if you’re reading this, call me. But it’s on to the next one for big Billy Belichick as he is reportedly dating 24-year-old […]
The Detroit Pistons finished a disgusting 2022-23 NBA season with only 17 wins. Naturally, their head coach, Dwane Casey, “stepped down” from the position but the damage was already done. Their coaching job was perhaps the least desirable in the league. Cade Cunningham was the only good NBA player on the roster and that man […]
The 2024 NBA All-Star Weekend was very cool for those who live in Indianapolis and haven’t had an important sports event in their city since the 2012 WNBA Finals when Tamika Catchings led the Indiana Fever over the STACKED Minnesota Lynx. Shout out Lindsay Whalen. But with every major event, there are winners and there […]
We’ve passed the threshold where it is officially time to take the NBA season seriously. The NFL season is over. We watched Charles Barkley say we need to give white people more credit for Civil Rights on MLK Day. So let’s get these power rankings started bay-beeeeeeeeeeee: 1. New York Knicks I couldn’t write the […]
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