Over the weekend, my wife and I were harassed by my wife’s boyfriend who could not leave me alone about Juan Soto choosing to take the New York Mets blood money over re-joining the most prestigious organization in professional sports and electing not to create a legacy for himself and his ancestors. Mets fans are […]
I’ve been shitting on the Philadelphia 76ers since the Knicks eliminated them from the first round of the playoffs. I genuinely could not believe how many people were praising the Sixers for winning the offseason. They signed an injury-prone 34-year-old who fans sarcastically call “Playoff P” because he stinks in the playoffs and the first […]
Karl-Anthony Towns was the star of the Minnesota Timberwolves for 9 years. A decade of constructing a boring culture—briefly interrupted by a year of Jimmy Butler using them to build his brand—Minnesota finally made it to the Western Conference Finals. Lost in 7 games. They could’ve easily made the NBA Finals had a few bounces […]
NFL Week 2 was chaos. Two weeks into the 2024 NFL season and I have no idea what is going on. The Kansas City Chiefs are pretty good, believe it or not, but the rest of the NFL is a mystery. But in the chaos rises champions. Winners. Award winners to be more specific. So […]
As we quickly approach the offseason, the Los Angeles Lakers head coach position remains vacant. Let’s fix that today. We have to factor in the specific variables that go along with coaching the 2024-25 Los Angeles Lakers: LeBron James’s vacation home is soon-to-be occupied. The teacher in their 25th year, coasting, playing movies, running through […]
Draymond Green aspires to be the next Charles Barkley—an NBA hero turned beloved and respected ombudsman for the game. However, Draymond’s struck too many players in the face to become a hero outside of The Bay but we are witnessing him embark upon his journey to beloved, respected spokesman with his melatonin podcast—where he sits […]
Louis Rees-Zammit was a star rugby player for Wales and Gloucester, but he left rugby to try a new sport. He joined the NFL International Player Pathway program because he wants to play American football. Rees-Zammit signed with the Kansas City Chiefs, who won the Super Bowl last season. He used to be a winger […]
I was trying to figure out how I would talk about the WNBA this season and it hit me, let’s do some WNBA Power Rankings. They’re an opportunity to talk about each team individually and thankfully for me, there are only 12 teams so it won’t take me weeks to write. This is a massive […]
The title of this article may have caused you to snort through your nose, as it’s always funny to deride a sore loser. It’s not quite as funny when you’re having that experience, though. If you’ve spent a lifetime gunning for the success of a team, showing up to matches, buying custom jerseys or shirts, […]
We just wrapped up the 2023 NFL Wild Card Weekend and there were some winners and there were absolutely some losers. It was freezing everywhere. Taylor Swift swagged surfed. Let’s start with the winners of 2023 NFL Wild Card Weekend: 1. Joe Flacco Sure, the Browns lost but Joe Flacco can walk away from this […]
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