The New York Giants 2024 season is long gone. They just lost to David Tepper’s tax write-offs in Normandy. Bryce Young was about to move back in with his parents and now he’s on a 2-game winning streak. Cannot wait for the 30 for 30 detailing Bryce’s master plan to sprain Andy Dalton’s thumb in […]
The Philadelphia 76ers are STACKED this season. They crushed the offseason bringing in superstar, Paul George to replace Tobias Harris, a guy who would prefer to stand in the corner and watch the game instead of participating in it. So no one should bat an eye that Joel Embiid told ESPN he won’t ever play […]
I won’t post the video here but just take my word for it when I say Aidan Hutchinson got his leg shattered into a bajillion pieces in Detroit’s 47-9 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. The Lions look like the best team in the NFL, effortlessly busting out random trick plays just treating a gameday like […]
The New York Giants could’ve made a statement on Sunday night if they beat the Cincinnati Bengals on primetime TV. The NFC East is wide open. Dallas is dead last in rushing. The Eagles are being coached by a guy who lied on his resume. And Washington just lost to the Ravens. The Giants could’ve […]
NFL Week 6 was the week of blowouts as the great teams ascended while the bad teams got dogwalked all day long. I’m writing this shortly after watching my beloved New York Giants play Russian Roulette against the Cincinnati Bengals all night until they eventually couldn’t keep converting nonstop 4th downs. i will take this […]
AEW WrestleDream 2024 was the coronation of new superstars, the return of some old favorites and the murder of Bryan Danielson—which is quickly becoming a monthly occurrence. I don’t want to review the entire show. I won’t pretend to have nuanced opinions on Brian Cage becoming the Ring of Honor TV House Show FTW Jr […]
I don’t love writing about these stories, especially when they first break without any real information coming out yet but the star quarterback for America’s team potentially being a sex criminal seems like something that’s worth typing up a few words for. Dak Prescott has quietly been accusing a woman of extorting him out of […]
From 2018-2021. Ben Simmons was one of the best defenders in the NBA who would force guys into terrible shots, grab those rebounds, push the pace down the court, and use his natural court vision to find open shooters, racking up assists. Despite being a triple-double machine capable of guarding strong wings as well as […]
I’ve done a deep dive into what went wrong with Russell Wilson in Denver and in that deep dive, I said the Pittsburgh Steelers were meeting with Russ but would refuse to sign him when Wilson shows up acting like a robotic weirdo programmed to be a polite teenager asking if he can take your […]
With the season officially over, let’s start previewing the 2024 NFL offseason and first, let’s take a look at free agency. Let’s talk about the top guys seeking new contracts this spring. Here are the Top 50 free agents heading into the 2024 offseason: 1. Chris Jones DL This Super Bowl run was incredible advertising […]
Sometimes in life, we attempt to accomplish something we know we aren’t capable of but we try anyway  And we call anyone who doubts us ‘haters’ even when there is no malice behind their skepticism. All season, it felt like the 2023 Miami Dolphins were going out there to prove the haters wrong. In […]
On Saturday night, the NFL aired a playoff game exclusively on Peacock so millions of people had to purchase a new subscription (or find a working stream online). But some of us, like myself, have had Peacock for years. If you were forced to pay for this streaming service and you see shit like the […]
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