On July 7th, Chris Paul signed a 1-year, $11 million deal with the San Antonio Spurs. The 39-year-old police officer transferred to San Antonio, Texas to have one final campaign with the hot, up-and-coming blue chip prospect, Victor Wembanyama. The Spurs suck. They’re currently the 11th seed looking up at the Lakers for the last […]
Time after time after time, the WNBA misses opportunities to grow its business. Friday night was their expansion draft for their new Golden State Valkyries franchise and for whatever reason, Caitlin Clark wasn’t selected to the new team. Actually, I do know why Caitlin Clark wasn’t selected: the WNBA has no idea how to make […]
We’ve made it to NFL Week 5 and after a month of sloppy, mediocre QB play, the preseason rust is off and guys like Joe Burrow and CJ Stroud and Trevor Lawrence put up some monster numbers. Disclaimer: I haven’t watched the Cowboys and Steelers game because the NFL will not trick me into watching […]
WWE Bad Blood 2024, hosted by Metro Boomin’, Bianca Belair, Jade Cargill and Naomi. It’s a vibe, I guess. At one point, Chelsea Green crashes the VIP lounge where the entire room—including Quavo from Migos—covers their nose in disgust at her putrid stench. I didn’t watch Smackdown. Apparently, she was thrown in a dumpster. That’s […]
AEW All Out 2024 is in a few hours and at first glance of the card, it may look like an event that goes chalk. Perhaps every winner here is obvious but AEW may have some surprises up their sleeve so let’s try to predict what’ll happen this year. First, let’s just run through each […]
Saquon Barkley should have never been in a New York Giants uniform. Bad teams with bad offensive lines should not acquire expensive shiny running backs. It made no sense for New York to draft him and it made no sense to keep him on the 2024 roster. It also made no sense for the Giants […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 Arizona Cardinals How did 2023 go? We love the Cardinals, don’t we folks? (No but seriously, I am […]
From the moment LeBron James arrived in LA, the Lakers have had an internal power struggle between the owner—a 60-year-old woman who inherited the team from her father and now gets most of her basketball-related advice from a former player’s wife—a former agent turned GM—who built a championship team in 2020 that he immediately blew […]
WWE Backlash 2024 was the first PPV of the new era, whatever that means. A lot of new faces introduced, a lot of clunky spots—while also staying true to the brand with a lot of the same old nonsense like 5 match cards forcing every match to be longer than they all need to be […]
Monday night’s Knicks Game 1 win over the Indiana Pacers was once again, a demonstration of what happens when teams come to Madison Square Garden. See, teams keep arriving at the arena under the impression they are about to have a basketball game but they’re really walking into a caged octagon where the Knicks will […]
This season, the Tennesee Titans won only 6 games following a 2022 season where the team won 7 games. Naturally, the Titans decided to move on and fired head coach, Mike Vrabel, when the year ended. With the emergence of CJ Stroud and the Houston Texans, the Titans can’t afford to be on the decline […]
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