There is nothing better after a long morning of prayer, yogi, meditation, and an internal gratitude recognition session than opening up my phone, scrolling past the extremely sketchy murder of the CEO of one of the biggest health insurance companies in the country, and seeing everyone and their mothers posting their Spotify Wrapped for the […]
Alright, time to get some of that sweet, sweet gambling money every company is drowning in. I saw a Hawk Tuah podcast clip with a gambling ad watermarked over. If you asked her to explain the game of basketball, I don’t think she could make it 60 seconds without a racial slur slipping out. I, […]
The UCLA Bruins currently sit at 5-7 after losing back-to-back conference games to Washington and USC. Classic Big Ten football. In a year where the college football playoffs have expanded to seemingly allow every program into the postseason now, this isn’t a great time for UCLA to be lightyears away from relevance. With all the […]
With the No. 2 pick of the 2024 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards selected big man, Alex Sarr, from France. At 19 years old, Sarr will be a project to develop but fortunately, Washington is less of a basketball team and more of an experiment to see if an NBA team can continue to be […]
Welcome to the College Football pre-game where we talk about some of the big (or random) games that will be must-see TV this weekend: This week we have Coach Prime vs. Dylan Raiola and Ashton Jeanty vs. Notre Dame. I used to love college football so this season I am forcing myself back into the […]
The Kansas City Chiefs ended the Baltimore Ravens 2023 season. Lamar Jackson was the MVP—he should’ve been the most confident man on the field going into their AFC Championship game—but instead, Lamar played like he was trying to prove to US that he deserved it—that he was as great as Mahomes. He lost. Never go […]
Shout out to LeBron James, Kevin Durant and Steph Curry for leading the 2024 Team USA Olympic squad but this is their farewell tour. I don’t expect to see any of those 3 men playing basketball 4 years from now so we’ll have to re-tool the whole roster. I want to start by saying no […]
CJ Stroud just had one of the best rookie seasons ever. The no. 2 overall pick took a Houston Texans team that, well, earned the no. 2 pick, and not only led them to the postseason but took a first-round W away from the former Texans star QB who was traded to Cleveland because he […]
Earlier this week, the Denver Broncos informed Russell Wilson he will be released after going 11-19 as a starter in two super strange seasons. Denver signed Russ to a $245 million extension as soon as he arrived and they might as well have lit that money on fire or spent it on one of those […]
Last offseason, the Carolina Panthers knew there was a stud at the top of the draft and went out of their way to secure the future of their franchise. So they traded their star wide receiver, DJ Moore, to the Chicago Bears for the 2023 no. 1 overall pick and picked up their generational quarterback, […]
Growing up, it felt like most athletes were foolish Neanderthals. They’d hit homers or catch touchdowns and then say the most confusingly stupid nonsense whenever a microphone was put in front of them. I’m talking Rafael Palmeiro going in front of Congress and angrily saying he’s never done steroids like, a week before he failed […]
Gilbert Arenas is one of the better NBA media personalities out there. You can tell all of his thoughts are consumed by basketball. He doesn’t sugarcoat his opinions and it genuinely seems like being a credible, respected basketball analyst is important to Gil. But lately, Gilbert Arenas has become what makes guys like Stephen A. […]
Last season, the Giants finished 79-83 and 21 games behind the first-place Los Angeles Dodgers. And then they spent the offseason getting their texts left on read by every free agent who would eventually end up signing with those same Dodgers. San Fran lost out on Shohei Ohtani and Yoshinobu Yamamoto but they just found […]
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