Today, reports are suggesting that Juan Soto contract talks have exceeded the $600 million range as the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Dodgers and Blue Jays continue to fight over the 26-year-old 4-time MLB All-Star. But Soto has yet to make his decision. Here’s what his agent Scott Boras, because of course his agent is Scott […]
I loved Aubrey Huff growing up. Maybe it’s because I played MVP Baseball, using franchise mode to turn the worst organization into World Series juggernauts and the Tampa Bay Devil Rays suuuuuucked. But yea, shout out my dudes Rocco Baldelli, Carl Crawford and Aubrey Huff—much love to Johnny Gomes and Scott Kazmir. I know Aubrey […]
As an adult man with zero children, I was soooooo excited to see Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White. Well, until star, Rachel Zegler, opened her big lady mouth, turning Snow White woke and ruining a beloved classic. The 23-year-old shared her thoughts on the original story, mocking the plot and telling us that the […]
Pete Alonso was one at-bat away from being left on read all winter. If the New York Mets lost Thursday night, Alonso would’ve entered free agency ready to sign a minimum wage contract. Alonso played all 162 games this season and still managed to have the worst season of his life with career lows in […]
The Bachelor franchise has me in a chokehold. Between The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise and now The Golden Bachelor, I am locked in every Monday night to see (white) people in their mid-20’s struggle to be borderline perfect suitors as they compete against 29 of their peers to win the heart of a […]
We have finally made it. The 2024 NFL season is here. But there’s still a ton of questions around the league. Fortunately for you, I not only have all the questions but I know all the answers as well. Here are the biggest questions heading into the 2024 NFL season (and the correct answers): […]
On July 26th, 2021, the Pittsburgh Pirates traded Clay Holmes to the New York Yankees for Diego Castillo and Hoy Park—two guys who are currently minor leaguers in other organizations like, one bad week away from applying for CDLs. The trade didn’t lead off Sportscenter with Scott Van Pelt that night. Clay’s face wasn’t on […]
On Monday night, the Iowa Hawkeyes beat the LSU Tigers 94-87 to advance to the Final Four of the women’s NCAA March Madness tournament thanks mainly to the LSU head coach, Kim Mulkey, being a woke cuck and taking her team off the court, missing the National Anthem and effectively declaring war on America. You […]
Malachi Flynn scored 50 points last night, yo. 50 POINTS FOR @malachiflynn! Career night for the Pistons guard as he goes 17-25 off the bench 🤯 pic.twitter.com/V2dQeNyrfD — NBA (@NBA) April 4, 2024 Here’s what Flynn did in the Pistons 113-121 loss to the Hawks: 50 points 18-for-25 from the field (72%) 5-for-9 from 3 […]
I’ve reached an age where I am quickly realizing I am no longer a young man. My hangovers last an extra 24 hours. I refuse to get a haircut in fear it will never grow back. If I yawn too hard, I may need an ambulance. Which is why I was hyped as hell to […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. This week we got Cody Rhodes doing the ultimate job and why it’s all Vince McMahon’s fault I’m dusting off the old Pipe Bomb. WWE has forced my hand. Some WILD […]
The 2024 NBA Trade Deadline might be a little disappointing with no real stars changing teams but I think there are more than a few role players that could change cities and alter a team’s championship potential. I’m also just obsessed with trades like, imagine opening up Twitter and finding out your job is sending […]
Chess is one of those games that I’ve convinced myself is only for geniuses. Like, I know the horse moves in an L-shape or whatever but as far as the actual strategy goes, shrug.gif. Chinese Chess aka Xiangqi, looks even more complicated than regular chess so round of applause to my guy Yan Chenglong for […]
I will never forget CBS Sports giving the New York Knicks a D+ for drafting Immanuel Quickley with the no. 25 pick in the 2020 NBA Draft. Since then, he’s become a microwave scorer capable of putting up extraordinary numbers in limited minutes off the bench. He would’ve won the Sixth Man of the Year […]
I’m going into 2024 with a new positive attitude. It feels like I spend all day scrolling various timelines and newsfeeds just looking for things to make me angry. That’s 2023 behavior. This year, let’s relax and realize none of these things are super important and the stakes are super low, more often than not. […]
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