Everyone thinks the worst of Deshaun Watson and I reckon I understand why. Before rupturing his Achilles in a Week 7 loss to the Cincinnati Bengals, Watson was 1-6 as a starter for the Cleveland Browns—always looking as if he was playing with 10-times gravity, either sailing passes above receivers’ heads or sidearming balls at […]
Often times in this new reactionary, clickbait world we live in today, we are so quick to label someone a victim that we frequently miss who the real victims are. Prior to the 2022 NBA season, TMZ leaked a video from the Golden State Warriors practice facility showing Draymond Green knocking Jordan Poole from the […]
Friday afternoon, the Sacramento Kings relieved Mike Brown of his head coaching duties. Just In: The Sacramento Kings are parting ways with head coach Mike Brown, sources told ESPN. pic.twitter.com/mNdn5EOv4U — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) December 27, 2024 Now, much of the focus will be centered on how Mike Brown was fired. Brown led a full […]
After a Thursday night loss to the Seattle Seahawks in a game that could be used as a hospital’s alternative to anesthesia, the Chicago Bears fell to 4-12, continuing their free fall with 10 straight losses. Bears star rookie QB, Caleb Williams was 16-for-28 passing with 122 yards, no touchdowns, 1 interception and was sacked […]
Every time I open my phone I see degenerates celebrating Luigi Mangione, the vigilante responsible for the senseless murder of a man in Midtown Manhattan. We are witnessing an attack on CEOs as the brightest minds in our country have become targets of random political violence. People cheer as our titans of industry face imminent […]
As a Yankees fan, I’m conflicted. On one hand, I should be celebrating the arrival of Cody Bellinger. After missing out on Juan Soto thanks to an overzealous security guard cosplaying as Ethan Kopech from the new Netflix movie, Carry-On, the Yankees managed to take the billion dollars meant for Soto’s wallet and distribute it […]
The NBA is in crisis. The league has lost its footing in American culture. You can tell from the constant Anthony Edwards Christmas Sprite commercials. See, the NBA tries to trick you into believing they’re relevant by constantly shoving their stars in your face 24/7 but they’re barely keeping their heads above water. Their ratings […]
Colorado star wide receiver AND corner, Travis Hunter, just had what should’ve been the biggest night of his life. He won the Heisman trophy over Ashton Jeanty, a running back who singlehandedly carried Boise State to the College Football Playoffs with one of the greatest rushing seasons ever. Travis Hunter was supposed to be at […]
I work from home so I spend most of my days locked into ESPN programming instead of actually working. I’ve been watching them slowly decline for years. Senior NFL reporter, Adam Schefter is one of the worst of the worst. He doesn’t do real reporting. Schefter is a vehicle, a mouthpiece for agents and owners, […]
Over the weekend, my wife and I were harassed by my wife’s boyfriend who could not leave me alone about Juan Soto choosing to take the New York Mets blood money over re-joining the most prestigious organization in professional sports and electing not to create a legacy for himself and his ancestors. Mets fans are […]
The NBA’s ratings are plummeting by the day and after Wednesday night’s Emirates Cup quarterfinals between the Atlanta Hawks and the New York Knicks The Hawks beat the Knicks 108-100 in Madison Square Garden. Dyson Daniels put Jalen Brunson in a figure four leg lock all night, holding him to just 14 points on 5-for-15 […]
The Philadelphia Eagles are on a 9-game winning streak, preparing to host the Pittsburgh Steelers in a game that’ll test whether or not the Eagles are real Super Bowl contenders and instead of the team solely focusing on TJ Watt coming to ruin their lives, they’re spending the week dealing with AJ Brown complaining about […]
I cannot believe the insanity I am seeing on my social media feeds after the cold, brutal murder of United Healthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, by sociopath, Luigi Mangione. People seem to be celebrating this homicide as they cheer for the rich—the people who are the real backbone of this country—to become victims of random violence. […]
Brett Favre was one of the greatest football players of all time, frequently singlehandedly carrying the Green Bay Packers on his back with miraculous throws only he could make. However, his legacy has been altered by some questionable decisions, on and off the field, but it looks like Favre is finally ready to step up […]
It’s been almost two weeks since the horrific accident after the Ohio State-Michigan game when Michigan players attempted to plant their school’s flag on the Ohio State midfield logo, creating a chaotic post-game scene that ruined the day and was a black eye on college football—a storm cloud we may never see subside. The moment […]
The Juan Soto decision is in. BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 9, 2024 Juan Soto will be moving to Queens for the next 15 […]
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