Carole Baskin is a woman who should have never been allowed to become famous but thanks to Netflix and a global pandemic, we all know this loser and her obsession with stealing Tigers from the wild and pretending to be a hero for it. Also thanks to the Tiger King doc, we know that Carole […]
This has been a huge year for Daniel Jones and the New York Football Giants. The entire trajectory of the team has been altered thanks to the transcendent play of Danny Dimes despite the NFL media being the last to recognize how great he’s played. Unfortunately, in order to express how great Jones has been, […]
Welcome back to Deadseriousness NBA Power Rankings—a weekly list of the best things happening in the NBA that I often forget to write about so it comes out like, every 12 days instead of weekly. 9. Boston Celtics I don’t want to write about the Boston Celtics but they have been the best team […]
The Arizona Cardinals had one of the most disappointing seasons this year finishing 4-13 following an 11-6 playoffs campaign the season before. Naturally, head coach Kliff Kingsbury was fired immediately. Let’s see how Kingsbury plans on re-tooling and getting prepared to interview for more sideline jobs: As I just reported on FOX, multiple teams have […]
We’ve all done some clown stuff at work before. Some people have shown up late. Some people have called out pretending to be sick when they actually just want the day off. And some people casually have sex with all of their coworkers. A small Tennessee police station has been rocked by allegations of wild […]
Let’s start with a peak behind the curtain. I have no idea if this is the 2022 NFL Wild Card Weekend because it’s a continuation of the 2022 season or if it’s the 2023 NFL Wild Card Weekend because, ya know, it’s 2023. Probably not great for SEO to not know but shrug. Anyway, here […]
If the NBA season were to end today, the Los Angeles Lakers would be watching the playoffs at the bar next to you as they are currently 3 games below .500 and are occupying the 12th seed in the Western Conference. On January 5th, teams are allowed to start handing out 10-day contracts and with […]
The Arizona Cardinals are in hell right now. Kyler Murray’s ACL evaporated. Kliff Kingsbury was fired 10 months after signing a contract extension and GM Steve Keim ‘stepped down’ which is a cute way of saying he quit before they had a chance to fire him. Alllll that means it’s time to start selling off […]
On Tuesday night, the New York Knicks beat the Indiana Pacers 119-113 at home thanks almost entirely to the grit and tenacity of their new star point guard, Jalen Bruson. Jalen Brunson could be on Broadway with this kind of footwork pic.twitter.com/vSn3ESkiBj — Mike Vorkunov (@MikeVorkunov) January 12, 2023 Here’s what Brunson was able to […]
Earlier this week, I declared I was becoming a Georgetown basketball fan. I cannot allow this historic program to sink into the Earth’s crust unnoticed. At the time, Georgetown had just lost their 26th consecutive Big East game. After their 51-66 L to Seton Hall, that is now 27 straight losses. Yike. Georgetown and Seton […]
The New York Mets had a disappointing end to their 2022 season losing in the first round of the playoffs to the San Diego Padres. Steve Cohen was supposed to come in and buy all the best players and win championships and they ran into a Padres organization that may or may not be laundering […]
The NFL is a league entirely centered around quarterbacks and as every year passes, more players find themselves changing teams and moving to new cities. So let’s randomly speculate where everyone will be next season. Here are all 32 starting quarterbacks for the 2023 NFL season: Arizona Cardinals: Kyler Murray I started writing this article […]
The Los Angeles Clippers just had a huge 113-101 victory over the Dallas Mavericks on Tuesday night at the historic Crypto.com arena. A crucial W following a brutal 6-game losing streak where the NBA media gathered around to throw flowers on their grave. But when the Mavericks take the court, the Clippers see a pie […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The New York Jets finished 7-10 and publicly executed their 2nd year QB, Zach Wilson. What Went Right The New York Jets 2022 draft class was damn near perfect. Just a master class on scouting. Garrett […]
The 2022 NFL season is over which means it’s time to hand out trophies to the best of the best but also the worst of the worst. Here are the Deadseriousness 2022 NFL Awards: Coach of the Year Runner Up. Kyle Shannahan Kyle Shanahan is the walking exception to a rule. The one nepotism […]
On Monday night, the New York Knicks lost a 107-111 heartbreaker to the Milwaukee Bucks. It was the Knicks chance to prove they belong in discussions about the best teams in the Eastern Conference and they took an L. But there was one play—and one player specifically—that set the tone for the Knicks. Let’s talk […]
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