All my life, I have been waterboarded with Los Angeles Lakers propaganda. I’m constantly told Kobe Bryant is one of the top 5 greatest basketball players ever despite never being the best basketball player in the NBA when he played. As I write this, the Lakers are currently 9th in the West thanks in large […]
Growing up, NFL coverage was so frustratingly simple with guys like Mike Golic making lazy predictions like ‘this game will be won by whoever controls the line of scrimmage’. Guys were getting rich off stating the obvious and vomiting up nonsense cliches. Mike Ditka’s entire media career revolved around telling us that a team won […]
Tiger Woods is known for two things: being the greatest golfer of all time and his uncontrollable desire to sleep with every waitress and cashier that makes eye contact with him. This week, Tiger built onto his horny legacy with the brutal dumping of his girlfriend, Erica Herman. Here are the details of Tiger’s newest […]
ESPN’s First Take is a show that exists exclusively to generate clicks online and to create narratives that the network can then further discuss for the next 24 hours until the next episode of First Take. Participants on the show are encouraged to argue the most mundane bullshit with zero nuance. The more outlandish you […]
Ideally, I’d like to watch the best athletes in the world and I’d prefer not to have to think about their relatives. But Patrick Mahomes is surrounded by family members who turn into maniacs whenever there is a sip of alcohol in their bloodstream and a camera phone in the room. Jackson Mahomes has been […]
Joe Rogan and Brittany Matthews are at war this week following a segment on Joe Rogan’s podcast where he and a few comedians dunked on the Mahomes family. Here’s Joe Rogan and the boys just riffing it up: Joe Rogan and his co-hosts went after Patrick Mahomes’ family. This may be who Brittany was referring […]
Coming into the 2022 NFL season, the Denver Broncos were looking like an automatic playoff berth. They had a Top 5 defense and the argument could’ve been made that they were only missing one thing: a star quarterback. When Denver acquired Russell Wilson, everyone and their mothers were ready to hand the AFC West to […]
The NBA Power Rankings are BACK (Because I remembered to do them this week). We have about 20 games left in the season which is so weird since the All-Star game just happened. Remember when the All-Star game used to be like, in the middle of the season? Anyway, here are this week’s NBA […]
On Wednesday night, Alabama freshman star guard Brandon Miller dropped a career-high 41 points including a huge game-winner in a 78-76 victory over the South Carolina Gamecocks. An electric performance. One of the best games by a college basketball player in a long ass time. Last night Brandon Miller went off for 41 points despite […]
This week, Dom Capers had his first press conference after being hired as an assistant defensive coach for the Carolina Panthers. The 72-year-old decided he was going to show up to this press conference fresh as hell with a brand new and totally normal and regular haircut. Dom Capers at the podium. Spoke of the […]
When Warner Bros announced that James Gunn would be taking over the reins of the DC movie universe, there were so many announcements about movies being canceled and roles being recast. However, for some reason, this Flash movie is still happening despite the star, Ezra Miller, being a sociopath who has decided his life into […]
From the moment Kliff Kingsbury got fired by the Arizona Cardinals and purchased a one-way flight to Bangkok, I’ve had Google alerts set up for the word ‘Thailand’. In my quest to track down one of the worst head coaches in modern sports history, I accidentally stumbled upon my new favorite couple. A 70-year-old woman […]
The 2023 NBA All-Star Weekend was blah all around so I don’t want to spend too much time even talking about it. But I can’t act like it didn’t happen so here’s some content almost exclusively for SEO purposes. Usually, I try to make these winners and losers lists a little longer but again, I’m […]
Over the weekend at the Genesis Invitational, Tiger Woods and Justin Thomas had one of the funniest moments in sports history. After driving the ball further, Tiger Woods walked up to Justin Thomas and slipped him a tampon biggest he was playing like a bitch. Tiger Woods had a gift for Justin Thomas after driving […]
Eric Bieniemy has one of the best gigs in sports. He has spent the last decade with the Kansas City Chiefs working under Andy Reid. Since 2018, Bieniemy has had the pleasure of being Patrick Mahomes’s offensive coordinator. I can’t think of an easier job. “Pat, go throw touchdowns”. For years, Bieniemy’s name has been […]
The XFL is back this weekend. What a crazy sentence. This football league has been launched two times and failed two times already yet here we are all pretending to be optimistic about the idea of ‘year-round’ football despite the XFL proving time and time again that they are incapable of pulling this shit off. […]
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