It sucks rooting for a football team that isn’t good at football. It sucks even more when people expect you to write about the football team that isn’t good at football. But with back-to-back wins for the first time all season, I finally have a reason to write about the New York Giants and Tommy […]
It is NFL Week 9 and it feels like the worst football I have watched. And it’s only getting worse. Here’s a list of some quarterbacks who plan on starting actual NFL games this Sunday: Jaren Hall, Clayton Tune, Tyson Bagent, PJ Walker, Dak Prescott. Just a nasty group of guys. But it’s football season […]
We are only one week into the New York Knicks 2023-24 season which means it’s time to make sweeping accusations and wild overreactions based on a 5-game sample size. Personally, I think we’ve seen more than enough minutes to see what’s working and what’s not. The Knicks are 2-3 and just lost a nasty Wednesday […]
Trevor Lawrence was a perfect 5-star prospect coming out of college. 6-foot-6 with a golden arm and the face of a movie star(‘s stunt double). When he arrived at Clemson, all he did was win football games. He was the National Champion. Player of the Year. All of those little accolades. In 2021, the Jacksonville […]
The BIG3 is a 3-on-3 basketball league created by antisemitic rapper Ice Cube and his long-term Jewish business partner Jeff Kwatinetz—where retired basketball players wheeze through half-court pickup games you’d see at your local YMCA. I never wanted the league to fail. I was indifferent about the whole thing. It’s cool these old-timers get a […]
Charlotte Flair is the most accomplished women’s wrestler in WWE history. Rhea Ripley spent the entire year gaining all the momentum in the world to become the 2023 Royal Rumble winner and get her big Wrestlemania moment and be crowned the new women’s champion. But WWE treated this big face-off like an afterthought. Instead of […]
The NBA and the NBA player’s association came to a new 6-year collective bargaining agreement to avoid a lockdown and keep the league going without any real contention. This is massive news and let’s quickly run through the big rule changes. Deal includes In-Season Tournament, 65-game minimum for postseason awards, new limitations on highest spending […]
Joe Rogan and Brittany Matthews are at war this week following a segment on Joe Rogan’s podcast where he and a few comedians dunked on the Mahomes family. Here’s Joe Rogan and the boys just riffing it up: Joe Rogan and his co-hosts went after Patrick Mahomes’ family. This may be who Brittany was referring […]
Batgirl is one of my favorite superheroes. She is one of the rare characters whose origin story isn’t the result of one of her parents exploding in a fire or whatever. She essentially volunteers to be Batman’s sidekick. So I was hyped as hell when DC greenlit a Batgirl movie for HBO Max back in […]
I think I once read a theory claiming everyone on Earth has a doppelganger somewhere because there are a finite amount of available genes. Or maybe that’s something I heard in a terrible movie with a very similar plot to what 23-year-old Sharaban K. is accused of doing. Here’s what this woman woke up and […]
While Kliff Kingsbury is being a #passportbro traveling through Bangkok, the Arizona Cardinals are having trouble finding his replacement. New GM, Monti Ossenfort, shared why he thinks he can’t find a new head coach: “It’s not because the quarterback has a large say in the matter. Rather, many of the desired candidates don’t want to […]
We always want what we can’t have. We’re humans, after all. It’s natural to wonder what your former partner is up to and sometimes with a few drinks, you might convince yourself it’s a good idea to hit them up and check in on them. Davante Adams cannot stop doing that. Last offseason, Davante Adams […]
Josh Sills is a rookie backup offensive guard for the Philadelphia Eagles. A man no one should really know or be thinking about. A person who should be quietly shutting up and flying under the radar while his team is about to win a Super Bowl. And apparently on December 5th, 2019, he forced a […]
Patrick Mahomes’s dad—Pat Mahomes senior—was a professional baseball player for 11 years. He was a key piece of the 56-win 1994 Minnesota Twins. That team would’ve only won like, 52 wins if it weren’t for Pat Mahomes Sr. But honestly, his biggest claim to fame is helping to create the greatest quarterback of all time. […]
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