The NFL preseason exists for two reasons: 1. NFL owners trick fans into buying tickets and packing the stadium to watch 4th stringers and future Wheel of Fortune contestants give each other concussions. The second reason is to murder starters and break all their bones in the 3 short minutes their own the field. The […]
In 2020, the Carolina Panthers cut Cam Newton. Since that moment, they have proven to have no idea how to locate their next quarterback. Teddy Bridgewater, PJ Walker, Sam Darnold and Cam Newton (lol) have all led this team to a 10-23 record these past two seasons so it made sense for them to spend […]
According to everyone with a blue checkmark on Twitter, there is nothing more exciting than a Game 7. Your wedding day, the birth of your first child, losing your virginity. All meaningless compared tp a Game 7. The most recent NBA Game 7 was exciting for the Dallas Mavericks, who won by 33. Not so […]
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