Kyrie Irving has played a grand total of zero (0) NBA games this season. He refused to get vaccinated for reasons even Kyrie has not been able to properly articulate and unfortunately for him, New York City has forbidden citizens from entering buildings without their vaccine card. On one hand, it sucks that Kyrie plays […]
One of the loudest and most personal brand-focused players in NFL history should not have become a successful college football coach yet somehow Deion Sanders has turned Jackson State into the center of the college football universe. THE NATION’S NUMBER ONE RECRUIT TRAVIS HUNTER JUST MADE HISTORY!!!!!!!! JACKSON STATE!!!!!!!!! @DeionSanders @JacksonStateU pic.twitter.com/WOXdqj2auy — Maria Martin […]
Biggest storyline of the season THE GANG IS BACK BAYBEEEE. Except Steph Curry is a year older, Klay Thompson hasn’t played in an NBA game in 2 years and Draymond Green looks like he’s trying to get a medicine ball inside of a needle eye. Some people believe it’ll be like riding a […]
This Sunday, the Los Angeles Rams traveled to New York and destroyed the Giants 38-11. The two teams looked like they shouldn’t have even been on the field together. The Giants looked like Bishop Sycamore getting ragdolled by those high school kids. When you watch these two teams play, it’s impossible to not take note […]
The New York Mets lost their 5th game in a row on Tuesday night and they currently sit 4.5 games behind the Atlanta Braves in the NL East. They are spiraling out of the playoffs and their owner, Steve Cohen, decided to log onto Twitter and shit on the team. It’s hard to understand how […]
This year I’m going to write a 2021 preview for every NFL team. Or I’m going to write like, for 1 or 2 teams and forget and then all of a sudden it’s going to be opening night but either way, here’s my attempt. Here’s my look at the 2021 New York Giants: 2020 […]
Jae Crowder is a 10-year NBA vet who is considered a 3 and D specialist who can guard the opponent’s best wing scorer while being a solid 3-point shooter on the offensive end. He’s been to the NBA Finals 3 times. Lost every single time but he’s been there at least. Oh, and he’s a […]
This week, Josh Rosen was cut by the San Francisco 49ers, failing to gain the 3rd string quarterback job over Nate Sudfield. That’s not a typo. There is a professional quarterback named Nate Sudfield that no one on Earth has ever heard of yet he still took Rosen’s job. Josh Rosen is so bad the […]
Nick Bosa is one of the best pass rushers in the NFL today. He almost singlehandedly led the San Francisco 49ers to the Super Bowl a couple seasons ago. He is also one of the biggest MAGA conservative idiots. Here’s a video of him giggling and playing with a Donald Trump doll like a special […]
We are currently in the midst of a major reckoning. Two of the best players in their sports are battling for their freedoms after details of the sex crimes have not only hit the surface but are currently being dissected in front of judges and court stenographers. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen professional […]
On Monday night, Shohei Ohtani hit his major league-leading 13th homer on a pitch that was 4 miles off the plate yet somehow was punched into the parking lot. You simply cannot stop Shohei Ohtani. Unreal. (via @BallySportWest)pic.twitter.com/jTTCU3soS5 — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) May 18, 2021 Ohtani leads the majors in homers and he’s 4th with […]
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