I want to start off by saying it would suck if Katy Perry died, right? People dying is objectively bad. Just need to clear that up off top. On Monday morning, Katy Perry, along with Gayle King—the interviewer who had R. Kelly fighting for his life—and Lauren Sanchez—the siren who runs Jeff Bezos’s credit card— … Continue reading It Sucks That Katy Perry Didn’t Explode In Space More