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Woman Paralyzed After Being ‘Catapulted’ From Bed During Sex

What Happened?

A woman who was left paralyzed after being “catapulted” from her super-king bed during sex is suing the bed suppliers for $1.3 million.

Claire Busby suffered a serious spinal injury after she fell from the super king-size double divan while changing positions.

The 46-year-old was kneeling in the middle of the bed performing a sex act on her partner when she decided to change positions.

Busby told the High Court in the UK that this is when the bed gave way and she fell off and landed on her head.

She said: “I spun around, I put my hand down and then I felt like I was catapulted off the back of the bed.”

(NY Post)

 

Poor Claire Busby, one second she was having the best sex of her life and the next second, she’s flying off her bed and landing on her neck like Hillary Swank in Million Dollar Baby.

This is 1000% the fault of the bed manufacturer for having that tricky ‘catapult’ feature. Sue them for everything. Every bed should be built ready for the most hardcore BDSM savage lizard brain wild animal intercourse. Also for sleep. But mostly that first thing.

“I spun around, I put my hand down and then I felt like I was catapulted off the back of the bed”

Wait, I’m not totally sure what part of sex that is, being a proud virgin and all, but it sounds like this may actually have less to do with the bed and more to do with the guy she was with 1000% throwing homegirl on her neck.

Again, I am a proud virgin. No idea what sex is. I’ve read about it in textbooks but otherwise, this is all new to me. I am, however, well versed in how beds work so three things could have happened here:

1. This guy humped Claire Busby into a wheelchair

2. This guy who definitely put the bed together out of the box, screwed the frame in wrong and Claire slipped and broke her neck

3. All of the above

 

Thoughts and Prayers to this relationship.

 

 

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