Woman Named Crystal Methvin Arrested in Florida For Crystal Meth Possession

What Happened?

Crystal Methvin and Douglas Nickerson have been arrested in St. Augustine, Fla. after the pair was allegedly in possession of drugs.

News 4 Jax reports an anonymous call was made to police which led to Methvin and Nickerson’s arrests.

When police responded to the scene, they found three people sitting in a car.

They consented to a search by police which led to the officers finding drug paraphernalia.

Police also found a substance that tested positive for crystal meth.


Is this destiny?

Do you believe in fate? Do you believe that time is a flat circle? Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? When you name your daughter ‘Crystal Methvin’ are you dooming her for a future in meth? Especially if you leave her to her own devices in the state of Florida. Homegirl didn’t stand a chance.

I genuinely feel bad for Crystal. She didn’t choose this life. This life chose her. I have no jokes here. If you name a kid Murder McHomicideSmith, and that kid commits a murder, it’s 1000% the fault of the parents. The kid had no choice.



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