After getting a little snippet on IG Live a couple of weeks ago, the White House has finally dropped the full Mueller Report EP and the streets have some QUESTIONS for William Barr, the Attorney General that read the Mueller Report first and announced that Donald Trump was innocent of colluding with Russia before immediately stashing the report away and not letting anyone see it.
Here’s what William Barr had to say today in regards to the report:
Robert Mueller found 10 instances of possible obstructions of justice by Donald Trump. Suuuper interesting that Barr is only bringing this up now that we can all read the report. Because my man did not have this same energy when he originally said that Trump was a newborn fawn who would never hurt a fly.
You know what’s a really strong indicator that you’re a little bitch? Refusing to answer simple questions that an adult man who wasn’t tap dancing for Trump would answer with no problems at all.
Totally normal behavior.
Remember when people used to have integrity? One time I quit a job solely because they removed the TV from the break room. I have principles, damn it. Every man needs a code.
William Barr is the gatekeeper for one of the biggest reports in recent political history and he decided to pick and choose what information to give Americans in hopes of protecting his own job and maintaining his relationship with Trump and the party.
Wait a minute…it’s almost as if the government doesn’t have our best interests in mind.!!!!! Wow.
Here are a few of my favorite lines from the Mueller Report that Barr’s little bitch ass forgot to mention the first time around:
“Oh my God, this is terrible. This is the end of my presidency. I’m “I’m f***ed.”
“The president’s efforts to influence the investigation were mostly unsuccessful, but that is largely because the persons who surrounded the president declined to carry out orders or accede to his requests.”
“President Trump … engaged in efforts to curtail the special counsel’s investigation and the disclosure of evidence to it, including through public and private contacts with potential witnesses.”
Can’t wait to see how the Trump regimes and Fox News decide to spin this. Do they blame immigrants or millennials? Don’t be shocked if the word ‘caravan‘ suddenly starts getting thrown around again out of nowhere.
William Barr is a little bitch.
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