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We Need To Have a Dialogue About How Shitty Draymond Green Is This Season

The Golden State Warriors were just BLOWN OUT by the Los Angeles Lakers on their own home court on Christmas Day in a game in which LeBron James didn’t even play the second half. Yikes.

This season for Golden State has been rocky even since Draymond turned the ball over in the final minutes of a loss to the Los Angeles Clippers instead of passing the ball to Kevin Durant, an objectively better basketball player.

When KD confronted Draymond on his decision, Draymond decided that would be the perfect opportunity to tell Durant what he really thinks about him saying ‘you’re a bitch and you know you’re a bitch’.

We all laughed at Durant while Draymond effectively deflected all of the attention away from the fact that he is absolute GARBAGE this season.

My man is shooting 40% from the field and 22% from behind the 3-point line. Look at this bum:

Yo, who let their lame ass brother on the court? He had a -15 +/- against the Lakers on 0-for-3 shooting from the 3-point line and 2-for-7 shooting overall. Also had 4 turnovers to help LA scrub Golden State.

He’s shooting 35% in December and is the worst player on the Warriors by miles. At this point, he’s stealing quality minutes from Jonas Jerebko. Green looks slow. He looks out of shape. Every time he shoots, it looks like it’s going to put a hole through the backboard.

It’s wild that Carmelo Anthony can’t get onto a basketball court, meanwhile every time Draymond Green steps onto the floor, the Warriors are basically playing 4-on-5 out there.

Is Draymond Green washed?

Uh, did you just see that ‘floater’? Yea, ya boy is cooked. It’s the end of the road for Draymond. It’s a reaaaaal shame that Draymond turned down a 3-year $72 million contract extension this summer because he thought we had going to get a Supermax contract next year.

BAHAHAHA nah, b. You’re about to get the same 1-year minimum wage deal that DeMarcus Cousins just signed after tearing his achilles. Boogie is about to come back and save the Warriors to help them win another chip and steal Draymond’s money. Just as the prophecy foretold.

 

 

 

 

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