I was raised by Star Wars. Also my parents. But mostly by Luke Skywalker and Yoda. After sitting through the most unnecessary prequels of all time, a new Star Wars is back and it’s looks amazing. Try to watch this trailer and not orgasm. I dare you.
I need to see this movie now. I needed to see it yesterday. And I’m going to need to see it tomorrow. Everything about that trailer made me hard. You don’t realize how much you miss light sabers until you see a red one and a blue one in the same frame.
The dark side finally looks cool again. Everything about Kylo-Ren is cool. The costume. The mask. The lightsaber. The voice. Kylo Ren is my spirit animal. Finally a Star Wars villain that isn’t an old guy talking to himself in the shadows.
I’ve waited my whole life for a black jedi and it’s finally happening. Dreams are coming true. It’s now only a matter of time until I get cast in a future Star Wars movie. I mean, with this gorgeous face I’m due for a leading role in like Star Wars 9. I’m just going to go ahead and watch this like 1000 more times.
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