I want to start off by saying that as a comic book nerd, I usually walk away from these short 2 minute trailers filled with adrenaline and ready to pay all of the money to see the film. However, this is the sixth Spider-Man movie that has come out since 2000. I’ve seen all this shit before.
I should be pumped up about the scene where he tries to hold a boat in tact with his webs but I saw it in what is definitely a better movie, Spider-Man 2 and Tobey Maguire didn’t need Iron Man’s help to stop that subway.
This may go down as one of the most simple and boring Marvel movies yet. Michael Keaton as the villain might be the only thing that saves this from being a 2-hour nothing that you forget the second you reach the parking lot.
I will say, Aunt May is looking HOT. I grew up with a little crush on Sally Field but SEEE YYYAAAA. What’s good, Marisa Tomei. Text me.
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