I am currently watching Pacific Rim 2 as I write this so I am fully ready to have gigantic monsters fighting for no real reason other than the fact that movies have programmed me to believe that monsters live in the Earth’s core and want to smash all of our tallest buildings.
This sequel to the 2014 Godzilla movie I don’t remember looks like it’s focusing on the human characters more which I’m okay with if Millie Bobbie Brown, Thomas Middleditch, Kyle Chandler, Sally Hawkins and that chick from The Departed are going to be those human characters.
But no one is better at speaking dramatically about Godzilla’s antics than Ken Watanabe.
“So you’d want to make Godzilla our pet?”
*room breaks out in laughter*
“No, we would be his”
*everyone’s heart sinks through the floor*
The whole gang is here with Godzilla.
We’ve got Rodan. We’ve got Mothra. We’ve got the almighty three-headed King Ghidorah. Yo, I am going to get so drunk and scream when King Ghidorah and Godzilla start fist fighting in the middle of the most crowded city they can find.
Also, Godzilla is about to fight King Kong next year. How sway? How do we watch this monster fight three of the baddest ‘titans’ ever and then go on to fight a monkey that’s a quarter of his size?
I don’t know what Barry Bonds HGH regiment that King Kong is on while all of this happening but I am here for all of these monster movies. Superheroes are done. Give me beasts murdering each other inside of volcanoes from now on.
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