Watch DMX’s Reaction To The Face Swap App

Everything DMX touches turns to gold. He is the most hilarious human being on planet Earth and doesn’t even know it.

I want/NEED a DMX reality show. Completely unedited footage of his life 24/7. I want to know what he’s doing from the moment he wakes up to the second he passes out somewhere high out of his mind. You know he barks more than he talks and I need to see it live.

 

This leads me to a major epidemic sweeping the nation: Snapchat filters. Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to create those? Now everyone and their mother’s thinks that they’re the funniest person in the world because they used a dog face filter. Get out of here with that lame shit.

I need 1000% more DMX and a bajillion percent less Snapchat filters ASAGDFP.

Also I need a new DMX album in 2016. No more autotune and singing hooks. Back to old school yelling and calling bitches, bitches. And again, death to Snapchat filters.

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you also hate the new Snapchat filters.

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Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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