washington redskins case keenum

Washington Redskins Guarantee Themselves Yet Another Losing Season After Trading For Case Keenum

The Washington Redskins have never once in my lifetime had a good starting quarterback so to the surprise of no one, they continue their franchise tradition of mediocrity at the position by acquiring Case Keenum. Laugh out loud.

Washington desperately needs a QB1 after Alex Smith’s leg was shattered into a bajillion pieces last season. Colt McCoy, Mark Sanchez and Josh Johnson should not be playing football in 2019. Although, some might argue that neither should Case Keenum.

Keenum’s claim to fame was leading the Minnesota Vikings to the NFC Championship in 2017. He was one game away from the Super Bowl and he’s still riding off that clout even though he was trash prior to that playoff run and has reverted back to that classic Case trash we’re used to.

In 2017, Case was ranked FIRST in the NFL in DVOA according to Football Outsiders. In 2018 he was ranked 29th. He essentially went from the most efficient quarterback in the NFL to one of the absolute worst. He was so bad that Denver replaced him with JOE FLACCO last month.

In 2017, Case was ranked FIRST in the NFL in DVOA according to Football Outsiders. In 2018 he was ranked 29th. He essentially went from the most efficient quarterback in the NFL to one of the absolute worst. He was so bad that Denver replaced him with JOE FLACCO last month.

The good news for Washington is that Keenum is only due $7 million this season and Denver is paying half that salary. The bad news is that his salary combined with Colt McCoy and Alex Smith is $27 million. A gigantic chunk of Washington’s cap space is tied to a quarterback room that’s going to run Case Keenum out there which easily makes their QB situation the worst in the NFL.

Brad Johnson. Patrick Ramsey. Jason Campbell. (Old) Donovan McNabb. Kirk Cousins. Welcome Case Keenum. You’re home.

 

 

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