Von Miller Says That He Isn’t Living With Johnny Manziel. Someone Tell That to Manziel

Lol, you guys are HILARIOUS!!! Haha, I love it. Johnny’s not staying with me but he is my BROTHER! Like I’ve said a thousand times, I got his back no matter what! #LOVE #gigem @jmanziel2

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Over the weekend, Johnny Manziel told the world that he and Von Miller are living together. Today, Von went out of his way to tell the world that Manziel is NOT his roommate.


[su_quote cite=”USA Today” url=””]“I’m living out here with my guy, Von Miller. Everybody knows Von Miller. Super Bowl MVP, Von Miller, my brother. I’m living with him right now,” Manziel told TMZ on Saturday night. “We’re getting our lives together, bro.”[/su_quote]

Von Miller and Johnny Manziel are totally best friends. Except Von Miller has a full-time career and Manziel is a bum crashing on his couch and I guarantee that Miller is sick of his shit. Miller is in bed early after a long day of working out and doing other football shit. Meanwhile, Manziel is storming in blackout drunk at 4am with a chubby chick who chews with her mouth open.

I can’t wait until Miller and Manziel are teammates in Denver and Miller has to keep defending his friend after he falls asleep during film sessions and when he’s an hour late to practice just covered in glitter and hand stamps from the club.

Johnny Manziel is still the best quarterback available for the Broncos. He’s better than Peyton Manning is right now and Manziel sells a bajillion more tickets than Mark Sanchez does. They have the best defense in the NFL, you could Jon Elway back down there behind center and the Broncos would go like, 10-6.

Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you think Johnny Manziel would be perfect as the starting quarterback for the Denver Broncos.



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