Vanessa Hudgens Had a Perfect Game Going and She Blew It

Vanessa Hudgens has been internet’s bae for the last couple of months after becoming single and proceeding to do what every single human does after they get out of a long term relationship: posts.

After pretty much having a 100% approval rating for all of her (dumb) posts, Vannesa decided to hop on Instagram and tell the world what she REALLY thinks of the coronavirus.

“I’m sorry. But like, it’s a virus. I get it. Like, I respect it, but at the same time, like, even if everybody gets it… like, yea, people are going to die, which is terrible, but like inevitable.”

This is what happens when you give someone too much unearned attention on the internet. Their posts inevitably turn to genocide. Like, 10 times out of 10.

Separating Vannesa Hudgens from this, none of us know enough about COVID-19 to declare any of the country-wide shutdowns and quarantines to roll our eyes at a global pandemic because it’s preventing us from going to the beach or to the bar this weekend.

We might have to stay inside until July or August. Now, if you are losing your job because your industry has shut down or if you live paycheck to paycheck and have no idea how you’ll be paying for rent because you can’t go to work, I can totally recognize your frustrations.

But Vanessa Hudgens isn’t concerned about her income ceasing. Her bank account will be chilling unbothered regardless of whether or not she ever leaves her home again. Homegirl is really just mad that like, Coachella is canceled or whatever.

As someone who writes takes on a daily basis, the ‘who cares if some people die’ take is typically the worst take possible. Whenever you find yourself agreeing with Thanos, you should put your phone down and re-adjust.

It was all fun and games when Vanessa Hudgens was posting side boob pics or videos of herself moaning but those sweet sweet delicious Likes went to her head. It’s happened to all of us. We get post happy and bam, all of a sudden we’re on Instagram Live reading Mein Kampf and wishing death upon Rudy Gobert.

This woman is in her 30’s by the way and she’s being written about in an article that references Hitler. Yikes. Couldn’t be me.

Juuuust give it about a week before she gets a face tattoo and everyone has to be nice to her now because she’s having a mental breakdown which is a pretty decent get out of jail free card in Internet world. I mean, it would explain her going on a date with Kyle Kuzma.

Also real quick to everyone ‘OUTRAGED’ by this, who cares? Were you following the teachings and sage words of Vanessa Hudgens prior to this Instagram post? No? Then why are you pretending this is the end of the world. Dumb girl says dumb shit. Let us continue to wash our hands and shut the fuck up.





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Written by TheLesterLee

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