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Boooooold ass strategy by Gillette here to draw a line in the sand. You either use our razors or you hit women, probably. There is no in between. Oh, you use a Bic razor? I bet you must catcall women on the street.

This is now a huge dating red flag for women. If you go to a guy’s place for the first time and you see he’s got Dollar Shave Club razors, get out of that place immediately before he dribbles your head against the hardwood like a James Harden iso.

Personally I don’t use a Gillette razor and now I know why. I thought it was because I don’t grow facial hair and I don’t take care of my physical appearance but nope, turns out it’s my toxic masculinity presenting itself.

What a genius move to guilt people into buying your product. This is literally like, the opposite marketing style of the NFL that seems to exclusively care about white MAGA domestic abusers.

I feel like if I don’t shave my face with a Gillette by the end of the day, I’m going to end up in the same breath as Kevin Spacey and Woody Allen and Deadseriousness is going to get shut down tomorrow.




Thanks for reading. Tweet to @TheLesterLee if you don’t use a Gillette razor so I can shame you. Also, go ahead and throw Deadseriousness a Follow on Instagram so that I can keep the lights on around here at HQ.


Written by TheLesterLee

Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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