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UCLA Gymnast Katelyn Ohashi Is a Queen, a Star and The World 1000% Belongs To Her

Welp, everyone pack it in. Throw away your resolutions. Katelyn Ohashi has already won 2019 and every year after. Please transfer all of your funds and property over to Ohashi. She’s earned them all.

2018 was the complete destruction of the USA women’s gymnastics program as Larry Nassar was arrested for taking advantage of literally every girl who went through the program as Michigan State knowingly allowed it to happen.

Women’s gymnastics is just icky now. Simone Biles won gold medals this year and that story was sort of suppressed by all of the drama surrounding those girls.

Katelyn Ohashi is a huuuuge breath of fresh air.

I have no idea what the fuck the gymnastics ‘floor exercise’ is even supposed to be and what makes for a good score but I do know when you throw on Michael Jackson and start hitting his classic moves, you win. Those are the rules.

It’s Katelyn Ohashi’s world and we’re all just lucky to live in it. Women’s gymnastics is BACK. Fuck Larry Nassar.




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