tyler clippard world series

Tyler Clippard is a World Series Champion…I’m Sick.

I am disgusted. Thought I was finally going to get out of bed today. Maybe get some chores done. Thinking about hitting up the gym. Have a quality lunch. But then I saw Tyler Clippard holding the World Series trophy and I’m never leaving my bed again. It’s over.

 

Finally got my hands on this little guy!! World Series champs!!

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I’m sick.

 

While playing for the Yankees this season, Clippard was 1-5 with a 4.95 ERA. He gave up 20 earned runs and walked 19 batters. I mean Jesus, when he landed in Houston he was 0-2 with a 6.43 ERA. Clippard was mouthbreathing all over that World Series cup and he was without a doubt the worst player on the roster.

The Yankees would’ve won the fucking AL East if Clippard didn’t come in and singlehandedly lose 5 games. What were his playoff numbers you ask? He didn’t have any. Tyler Clippard didn’t make the World Series roster.

Tyler Clippard is the worst pitcher in baseball and he has a ring now. I’m sick.
 

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Created Deadseriousness after being fired from every job I've ever had. One faithful night I drew the conclusion that if I was going to be unemployed, I might as well write articles that will guarantee I am un-hireable going forward. This website is the equivalent to a face tattoo.

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