— Debbie Clippard (@1debbieclippard) November 2, 2017
I am disgusted. Thought I was finally going to get out of bed today. Maybe get some chores done. Thinking about hitting up the gym. Have a quality lunch. But then I saw Tyler Clippard holding the World Series trophy and I’m never leaving my bed again. It’s over.
While playing for the Yankees this season, Clippard was 1-5 with a 4.95 ERA. He gave up 20 earned runs and walked 19 batters. I mean Jesus, when he landed in Houston he was 0-2 with a 6.43 ERA. Clippard was mouthbreathing all over that World Series cup and he was without a doubt the worst player on the roster.
The Yankees would’ve won the fucking AL East if Clippard didn’t come in and singlehandedly lose 5 games. What were his playoff numbers you ask? He didn’t have any. Tyler Clippard didn’t make the World Series roster.
Tyler Clippard is the worst pitcher in baseball and he has a ring now. I’m sick.
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