Two Chicks Climbed Into a McDonald’s Drive-Thru Window To Beat The Shit Out of the Manager Because They Didn’t Get McNuggets

Police say two women climbed in the drive-thru window at an Indianapolis McDonalds and assaulted an employee because they didn’t get their chicken McNuggets.

The manager told police he was working the drive-thru window when two women pulled up complaining they did not receive their chicken nuggets.

When the manager told the women they didn’t order nuggets or pay for them, even printing out a receipt to show them, the pair tried to order some at the window.

The manager told the women they would have to drive back around and order at the signboard and said “have a nice day” before turning his back on them to fill other customer orders, according to police.

The women then began pounding on the window and honking their car horn, claiming they had been disrespected. They then climbed in the drive-thru window, knocking over a basin full of tea and a tablet register before assaulting the manager.


Look, when you get that craving for chicken mcnuggets, there is nothing you won’t do to get your hands on those devices of pure euphoria. I’m honestly shocked this doesn’t happen every single day. It probably does but it doesn’t get reported because most managers won’t call the cops after. Most managers understand that desire and keep it moving.

If these two women rolled up to the window and asked for a quarter pounder or a fish fillet then yes, this manager has full rights to inform them that they need to drive around and order correctly. That’s how society works, after all. But this was a mcnuggets emergency and this specific McDonald’s blew it.

If you run into the hospital with a pregnant woman about to give birth, the doctor doesn’t say “wait in line behind the guy with the rash and the kid who swallowed a nickel”. He rushes you to the ward and rips that dumb baby out of your birth canal. Point is, this manager deserved to get beat up. That’s justice.

At the end of all of this, I just really hope these two women got mcnuggets.





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