Nick Bilton dropped an unusual gem in his Vanity Fair recent story about the 42-year-old Twitter CEO. Bilton adds he often receives bizarre gossip and scoops about Dorsey and added, “Once, a source who worked with him told me that Dorsey had sent a rapper his beard shavings to make him an amulet that would protect him from evildoers.”
In 2016, according to Stereogum, she went on a Twitter spree crying foul over a business agreement she had with Dorsey.
Dorsey allegedly asked Banks to tweet about his cash app, Square, and in exchange, he would promote her mixtape, “Slay-Z.” Banks seemingly held up her end of the bargain, while Dorsey didn’t deliver.
But there was more.
“He also sent me his hair in an envelope because I was supposed to make him an amulet for protection,” she said in since-deleted tweets. “I’m about to hex this n—a. I have 3 strands of a billionaire’s hair. I should steal his luck.”
The protection was from ISIS, who threatened Dorsey along with Mark Zuckerberg earlier that year.
This story explains everything you need to know about the two assholes involved in it.
Jack Dorsey, known most for enabling Nazis to have a voice and helping them grow their audiences on his platform and Azealia Banks, known for shitting on every female rapper that has success who isn’t named Azealia Banks, joined forces to prove that we live in the worst timeline.
Jack Dorsey is the reason why Donald Trump is the president. He is the reason why we know who Alex Jones is. Twitter is the home of the alt-right and I’m not totally convinced that Jack doesn’t think brown people aren’t people.
So, of course, he sent his beard shavings to Azealia Banks in exchange for protection against ISIS because he doesn’t live in the same reality as us. I assume all these al-right weirdos believe in witchcraft and wizardry.
And Azealia Banks is a typical scammer from Harlem that pretty much had to be kicked out of both Tom Hanks and Elon Musk’s homes so congrats to her for finally finding a wealthy white man to put up with her bullshit.
I don’t think there are any two people on Earth I’m rooting harder against. It
Please leave these people out of 2019.
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