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Turns Out Chris Brown, The Man Who Punched Rihanna’s Head Off, Is Also a Rapist

Singer Chris Brown has been arrested in Paris, accused of aggravated rape and drug violations, a French judicial source told CNN.

Brown is being held along with two other unidentified people, the source said Tuesday. The US Embassy in Paris declined to comment on the report.

The singer has had several run-ins with the law, including physical assault charges following an incident with his then-girlfriend, Rihanna, in 2009. He was charged with felony assault and making criminal threats in that incident, and received five years’ probation and community service. (CNN)

You know what? I’m starting to get the feeling that this Chris Brown character might not be the greatest of guys. This is SHOCKING news that the man who clearly respects women would continue to treat them so horribly throughout his career. SHOCKED.

Now, before I continue to pretend like Chris Brown isn’t a trash human I should probably mention that I am not sure whether or not he actually raped a woman in Paris. There are no details out yet and rape is a massive accusation regardless of one’s past history of violence.

Having said that, if someone asked me yesterday ‘which celebrity is most likely to be arrested for rape tomorrow’, my answer would be Chris Brown and I would answer before they even finished asking me.

This is going to sound crazy. This is going to rub people the wrong way. But look, you can’t rape people. There, I said there.

That’s right up there with murder. Public execution if you commit that atrocity. We should air Chris Brown’s lethal injection during the Super Bowl halftime show. (Again, I don’t think he did it but like, ya know, if he did it).

OH, you should also get the death penalty for hitting Rihanna. Just automatic bullet to brain for that.

[insert joke about it actually being Lil Dicky]




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