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Trump is Being Blackmailed By Russia Because He Watched Two Chicks Pee on Each Other

On Tuesday, CNN reported that U.S. intelligence showed Donald Trump classified documents that included Russia’s claims of “compromising” information on him. The juicy revelations don’t end there, as these documents reportedly reveal that Trump surrogates were exchanging information with Russia during the presidential campaign.

These latest allegations were a part of a two-page addendum to a report last week where it was revealed the U.S. has “conclusive” evidence that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. The information, which was shared with both President Obama and Trump, noted that Russian hackers not only collected information from both parties but also possessed personal and financial information pertaining to Trump. As of now, the FBI is currently working to confirm the accuracy of this claim.

Buzzfeed obtained a copy of the U.S. intelligence report and published it. In the report, Russian intelligence officials are reported to be confident that they could blackmail Trump with evidence of his penchant for “perverted sexual acts,” including evidence that he hired multiple sex workers to perform “golden showers” on each other in a bed that Barack and Michelle Obama once slept in. The report says the Russians obtained this information when Trump stayed at a hotel that was under surveillance by Russian intelligence agencies, a hotel where Trump arranged for the tryst with the golden shower-giving sex workers in question.

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DONALD TRUMP LIKES GOLDEN SHOWERS. I REALLY DON’T SEE THE BIG DEAL. ARE WE PRETENDING LIKE WE DON’T SOMETIMES JUMP INTO THE DEEP END WITH OUR XHAMSTER SEARCHES LATE AT NIGHT. I KNOW ONCE I START OPENING UP MULTIPLE TABS, THERE WILL BE A LOT OF BODILY FLUIDS FLOWING ON MY WEB BROWSER THAT NIGHT.

THIS IS ANOTHER WIN FOR FRIGGIN AMERICA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY THIS SIDE OF THE ASTROID BELT. HERE’S THE THING ABOUT BLACKMAIL, RUSSIA. YOU KIND OF HAVE TO MAKE SURE THE ‘BIG’ SECRET DOESN’T GIVE REVEALED ABOUT 6 MINUTES AFTER YOU CLAIM TO HAVE A SECRET.

IF ANYTHING. THIS STORY JUST MAKES TRUMP LOOK EVEN MORE BADASS. HE HIRED TWO RUSSIAN WHORES TO PEE ALL OVER BARACK OBAMA’S OLD BED. THAT’S MY FUCKING PRESIDENT. WHEN IS HE GOING TO PAY A HOMELESS DUDE TO SHIT ON BILL CLINTON’S FRONT STEPS? YESTERDAY?

COME RIGHT OR DON’T COME, RUSSIA. TRUMP: 1. RUSSIA: 0.

 

 

 

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